pammy @ 44

[jcgrumbles]

but a fair bit of cellulite and if honest a chubby chaser i aint
but in saying that ide do both of em too ... a barbers floor aint safe if i get a drink
so hey ~~~~ it bring em all on ,,,,,
the more the merrier

nothing wrong with a bit of cellulite mate,always somewhere to put your ashtray..

[jcgrumbles]

see rs..now you've gone and done it mentioning fuglies you've done in the past.
Now I feel compelled to tell you about a growler i did the once.
I was about 16 she was knocking on 40.. fat, yellow rings round her eyes from the ale.. kept her ~~~~ing socks on.. dirty biatch

The socks were probably left on so the poor old dear had something to tuck her labia into..

[jcgrumbles]

i must admit that i am the one who said i would taste it
but thats only cos my tongue is longer than my lash
get the euromillions up tonite and i will be stalking her by the morning

I bet its like licking a battery..

[racin-snake]

to be fair grumbles it don't figure too much as long as i all sort of hangs the right way to be honest i wouldn't give it second thought

but that ~~~~in monstrosity WOW!!
no way .........



....well

if the body was ok and we both wore matching paper bags an i took up drinking again it might work out
but if i had to do her you guys know that would be taking a huge one for the lads there

[jcgrumbles]

THIS is too much cosmetics... pammys doing fine

Theres that much of it plastic i suppose you wouldnt know if youd pleased it or not(tap twice with your hoof if you came dear...)

[jcgrumbles]

to be fair grumbles it don't figure too much as long as i all sort of hangs the right way to be honest i wouldn't give it second thought

but that ~~~~in monstrosity WOW!!
no way .........



....well

if the body was ok and we both wore matching paper bags an i tok up drinking again it might work out
but if i had to do her you guys know that would be taking a huge one for the lads there

Well,if you do get the chance and go for it snake,were all behind you mate,we`ll keep hold of your feet for you.

[racin-snake]

cheers mate your so kind
but i usually lash a door to me arse and write help on the soles of me feet
but i know the good guys are there to help if i get stuck

[gmb45]

this is turning into a top quality thread, keep em coming lads

[gc1966]

tiffany has really let herself go,no ~~~~in wonder she,s alone now

[reddevil157]

I bet its like licking a battery..

hey grumbles, one more burn mark on my tongue wouldn't kill me

[gc1966]

one more burn mark on my tongue wouldn't kill me


are you sure it is a burn mark?????

maybe you just thought you were drinking from the furry cup

[racin-snake]

but one good thing came out of this girls scenario

she gave up smoking after that cheap four for a pound lighter went off in her fizzog

from 40 a day down to none plus she gets an invite to the burns unit xmas party for life ......shes done well

there are some absolute ~~~~ups with this plastic surgery lark

its amazing bet she aint had constipation since the bandages came off cos if i seen that looking back in a mirror at me ide shit myself on the spot

that would take years to on carlsberg and superlager to achieve that result i bet shes chuffed at the result
and the ~~~~er who did that is deffo off the xmas card list

looks like Micky Rourkes older sister ffs

or an advert for Chernobyl spring water

A ~~~~IN MELTED WELLY

[Shady]

tiffany has really let herself go,no ~~~~in wonder she,s alone now

how ~~~~ing dare you compare this fugly monstrosity to the goddess that is tiffany!!! I have reported your post and will see you BANNED!

[racin-snake]

here's one so that a certain no voter can relieve them self

his very own furry lipped fugly

[jcgrumbles]

hey grumbles, one more burn mark on my tongue wouldn't kill me

YOU ANIMAL! Ha,that might not kill you,but the sheer shock of waking up next to that would..