Couple arrested for sex in cathedral

[caveman_nige]

Two protesters were arrested after stripping off naked to have sex in front of the alter in the middle of a service at Oslo Cathedral.
Police arrived to seize the pair - members of the F*** for Forests group - after one shocked churchgoer dialed 999.
Other furious parishioners pulled the couple apart and held them until police arrived, and also grabbed a man that had been taking pictures of the act.
A police spokesman confirmed: "We arrested three people for sexual activity in front of the altar in Oslo Cathedral."
A spokesman for the trio - who have not been identified by police - said: "We had to pay a small fine or spend 16 days in jail. We chose the former because we didn't want to spend so long without having sex."
Swedish pressure group F*** For Forests is trying to publicise global deforestation by having sex in public to draw attention to the problem.
It believes in campaigning for the cause by outraging public decency.

[Canker_Canison]

So when's the DK pilgrimage to Oslo set for?

Don't want to miss the ferry this year

[Snowy79]

Nice to see two people of opposite sex having sex in a Cathedral for a change. They even look of similar age.

[caveman_nige]

are you used to seeing something different then mate?

[super jumbe]

Was this before or after marriage ceremony?
If it is after I see nothing wrong?????

[caveman_nige]

if you look at the pic one of the fellas is certainly getting a good close look at the action..

[MrFug]

hmm.. ****s For Forests eh? Sex for a good cause. I'm liking where this is going. How about '****s for Animal Welfare', '****s for Japan Earthquake', '****s for AIDS' ..well, maybe not the last one.

[racin-snake]

what about just tos**rs for aids then ?

they must be getting desperate for parishioners

what they will do to fill the pews is amazing

be pole dancing nuns next ffs

[chalky 4]

Would be far more fun in a mosque.

[shellbob]

Somebody had their prayers answered

[racin-snake]

most if not all mosques have carpets so the shagging in there might cause carpet burns
the cathedrals on the other hand probably will have stone floors so might see an increase in piles (if thats how they are caused )

but still be fun seeing the stations of the cross being changed to the kama sutra ..that should boost the numbers somewhat

[wetdog]

Would be far more fun in a mosque.

now that would be contraversial.

mick.

[bobwill]

I notice the girl is on top I expect the man had heard about the priest

[Lainie]

u sure thats a male and a female????????????????

[xant14]

Being a bit pedantic here, but why would they dial 999?
When the emergency numbers in Norway are
110 - Fire
112 - Police
911 - Police (only from cellular phones)
113 - Ambulance
120 - Emergency at open sea

Not another Rupert Murdoch reporter was it?