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  • jcgrumbles
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2010
    • 944
    #1

    Change of career..

    Ive decided to give up work and start stuffing my face with anything i can get my hands on,my aim is to reach a ton in weight and be an absolute pain in the arse to anyone who has to deal with my future health problems.Of course i will need funding to pay for all the food so if anyone wants to come to my house and take pictures of me just let me know(i charge extra for nude snaps)
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    • dctyper
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 2539
      #2
      funding? you can go on the dole and claim disability allowence. you could also get a free car through motability

      dc
      Wavefield Ds 55cm at 13E 19E and 28E receiving everything out there on 2 dm800hd

      previous life dm800hd and 500c on cable screw you nag3


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        • super jumbe
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 11610
          #3
          It?s not carers but because you do not get paid for that job, you look for the free money to buy food for your greed????..

          Now coming to a point of putting wait, you have to eat 30 chicken a week, one ship a week, three bags of king Edwards potatoes a week, etc.

          You need some one to cook food for you and to care for you as you will not be able to look after your self because of your wait and size of your body; in short you need over ?500.00 a week for your intact to begin.

          How you are going to support your self?
          You will have to sell your property in order to support your self if you have during that project!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          I wish you all the best for your brilliant decision of your life????

          Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

          Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

          Note:
          All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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            • dctyper
              V.I.P. Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 2539
              #4
              lighten up man

              dc
              Wavefield Ds 55cm at 13E 19E and 28E receiving everything out there on 2 dm800hd

              previous life dm800hd and 500c on cable screw you nag3


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                • Shady
                  Shite Link King
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 6404
                  #5
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  one ship a week,

                  .................
                  Fave replies from various threads

                  1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                  2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                  3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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                    • nara
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2008
                      • 2586
                      #6
                      Originally posted by super jumbe
                      ..one ship a week.
                      Originally posted by shadyback

                      .................
                      Gravy boat?
                      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                        • GastonJ
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 5505
                          #7
                          Originally posted by nara
                          Gravy boat?
                          Will be one of those watertight gravy trains we keep hearing about, the sort that never turns up for you when you want one
                          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                          No good deed goes unpunished....

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                            • bobwill
                              DK Veteran
                              • May 2009
                              • 525
                              #8
                              Originally posted by super jumbe
                              one ship a week,


                              I think the p in ship should have been a t

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                                • jcgrumbles
                                  DK Veteran
                                  • Nov 2010
                                  • 944
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by bobwill
                                  I think the p in ship should have been a t
                                  One shit a week after all that?Christ,your arse would bang shut when your finished..

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