Patient wakes up from circumcision to find penis removed

[super jumbe]

A US man has taken a doctor to court after he surgically removed his entire penis, allegedly without consent, during a routine circumcision.

Phillip Seaton, 64, woke up at the Jewish Hospital following the circumcision on 9 October 2007 to find his penis completely gone.

Mr Seaton, a lorry driver from Shelbyville, Kentucky, had undergone the circumcision to treat an inflammation problem. His surgeon, John Patterson, said the amputation was necessary because he discovered a rare and deadly form of penile cancer while performing the operation

?I pulled the dressing down, and I didn't see nothing. Then I came out of the restroom and I said I'm getting the hell out of this damn hospital.?

Now Mr Seaton and his wife, Deborah, are seeking unspecified damages from John Patterson for ?loss of service, love and affection?.

[Lainie]

jeeso its taken him long enough to sue!!

[gmb45]

and not forgetting the most important thing.....not being able to knock one out any more

[Lainie]

and not forgetting the most important thing.....not being able to knock one out any more

what does that mean?

[super jumbe]

Ya....
Knock what out?
Interesting............

[waken]

The surgeons just taking the pi55.

[Liteace]

what does that mean?

ham shank !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jcgrumbles]

look on the bright side though,he wouldnt have to stand up to piss...

[Miklo]

look on the bright side though,he wouldnt have to stand up to piss...

Or feel uncomfortable crossing his legs!. He hasn't got anything to stand at attention now

[nara]

Or feel uncomfortable crossing his legs!.

Have you never cracked your nuts?

[Miklo]

Have you never cracked your nuts?

Yes, was like two conkers smashing into each other

The grinding noise before it was similar to the scratching of nails down a blackboard!

[Captin]

Given the choice penis or cancer I know which I would choose.

He should be thanking the doctor not suing.

[joetwizzy]

Ya....
Knock what out?
Interesting............

Interesting some people haven't heard the term 'knock one out'. Is it a northern thing?

[Evastar]

and some people have heard it and are just taking the piss .....

[Shady]

sometimes after 'making the beast with two backs', your wee wee shoots out in two streams.. one at a right angle to the other, so you wee all over the wall/floor/mrs taking a bath or whatever.