Patient wakes up from circumcision to find penis removed

[joetwizzy]

sometimes after 'making the beast with two backs', your wee wee shoots out in two streams.. one at a right angle to the other, so you wee all over the wall/floor/mrs taking a bath or whatever.

haha thanks

[sam8917]

Hasn't he heard of Jack Hammers and Egg Beaters.
But anyway, where his soldier fails his tongue should pick up the slack.
hehe...

[jcgrumbles]

He might as well go the whole hog and get a fanny fitted, then he can fake his own orgasms..

[ChelseaBun]

here the patient has to, by law, be woken up to be asked permission of any surgery other than what they went in for.

And im pretty sure he would've went ahead with it anyway, cant imagine he would've got much 'servicing' done knowing it was cancerous :/

[jcgrumbles]

I can just imagine him in the surgical appliance shop in the hospital pointing and saying `yes,i think ill take the black one`...

[true grit]

waste of time taking the doctor to court he will only be bound over to keep the piece

[Baldy Bob]

Has he still got his balls on?

It would look weird with a set of balls hanging but no knob on.

Like just a bundle of pubes and a nut sack hanging.

[jcgrumbles]

The hospital were very apologetic though and when he was discharged they presented him with a lovely little skin purse that turns into a suitcase when you stroke it..