The six biggest tattoo regrets

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    The six biggest tattoo regrets



    The six biggest tattoo regrets
    Whether you're getting your first tattoo or your 20th, getting inked up is a serious commitment. You will have this artwork on your body forever, so you'll want to be as satisfied as humanly possible with the result. Before you go rushing into the tattoo parlour, please take a moment to contemplate these major tattoo mistakes. They're painful in more ways than one.



    My friend got a tattoo of a football on his face???...
    He always wondered why he kept getting his head kicked in by strangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

    Note:
    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.
  • Snowy79
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2011
    • 1347

    #2
    They ran a competition in one of our tabloids where people submitted photos of their tattoos and the public voted to see what one was worthy of getting laser treatment. One of them was a lassie from my Gym. She's very pretty with a body to die for but what looks like a discount sticker slapped square in the back of her neck. It's about 3 inches diameter in red with a pattern in the middle.

    She got it a few years ago when she was into Blade the Vampire Movie and regretted it ever since. It knocks her from a 9/10 to a 5/10.

    I've yet to see a Tattoo on any Woman over the age of 30 that looks nice or that they are happy with. Sadly unlike looks the Tattoo doesn't dissapear over time. Loads of Old Women with what used to be Dolphins now with Moby Dick Tattoos and lower back Tattoos that look like skid marks.

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    • lagerland
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      • Sep 2010
      • 6031

      #3
      Dont regret any of mine i love em due some more soon and have a lot more than six.................
      I know you believe you understand what you think i said



      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
      I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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      • Lainie
        V.I.P. Member
        • Mar 2008
        • 3062

        #4
        i do regret one of them but not the other 2.
        sigpic

        Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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        • ChelseaBun
          DK Veteran
          • Aug 2011
          • 832

          #5
          i don't have any, which is best for me, id always change what i wanted and where i wanted it.

          But Garry's got one or two to regret, and I get to laugh at him for it

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          • Canker_Canison
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            • May 2010
            • 3905

            #6
            Partners names - Fail

            The latest fashion - Fail

            If you get one it should be something personal to you.

            I was well into my twenty's before I got a tattoo. Never thought I'd get one as I never saw the sense in it.

            Been fighting the urge to get another one ever since.
            Canker

            "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
            - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
            [COLOR=Green]

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            • Snowy79
              DK Veteran
              • Jan 2011
              • 1347

              #7
              Luckily when I was a nipper I went to get a Tattoo and twice the queue was out the door and I couldn't wait. I'm glad I did as I'd have probably got a snake wrapped around a dagger or Death before Dishonour. Some pish like that.

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              • lagerland
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                • Sep 2010
                • 6031

                #8
                Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                Partners names - Fail

                The latest fashion - Fail

                If you get one it should be something personal to you.

                I was well into my twenty's before I got a tattoo. Never thought I'd get one as I never saw the sense in it.

                Been fighting the urge to get another one ever since.

                Give in CC you no you want to.....................
                I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                • lagerland
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 6031

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lainie
                  i do regret one of them but not the other 2.
                  How about a nice cover up lainie makes a shit tattoo great again ive had plenty....................
                  I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                  I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                  • Canker_Canison
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 3905

                    #10
                    Originally posted by lagerland
                    Give in CC you no you want to.....................
                    As soon as I see something I really like, I will.

                    Been thinking of extending my current tattoo.
                    Canker

                    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                    - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
                    [COLOR=Green]

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                    • lagerland
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 6031

                      #11
                      Wot is it one on your back to become a back piece ............
                      I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                      I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                      • super jumbe
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 11610

                        #12
                        Do you remember the devoted Blackburn Rovers fan who paid a small fortune to have Rover player Shearer the number 9 tattooed onto his back?????

                        The following week they sold him to Newcastle United!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        He lived to regreat ever since.

                        Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                        Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                        Note:
                        All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                        • Lainie
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                          • Mar 2008
                          • 3062

                          #13
                          got my first when i was 30
                          2nd when i was 35
                          3rd when i was 40

                          45 now
                          sigpic

                          Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                          • super jumbe
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 11610

                            #14
                            Originally Posted by Lainie
                            got my first when i was 30
                            2nd when i was 35
                            3rd when i was 40

                            45 now



                            I have worked out that you are having one every 5 years, you have few more to go before your retirement???????..

                            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                            Note:
                            All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                            • ChelseaBun
                              DK Veteran
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 832

                              #15
                              yeah lainie you are due another this year, what and where?

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