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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #1

    Mans Best Friend

    A Swiss man who fell in love with his dog and took it to bed for regular sex sessions has been spared jail by promising to undergo psychiatric counselling.
    A court in Liestal, Switzerland, said the 25-year-old defendant broke Swiss laws by admitting having sex with his male Appenzeller dog called Blaessli since 2008.
    He wore the dog's collar to court as a sign of his affection for him and called him 'my life partner'.
    He would 'woo' the dog with chocolate drops before lighting candles to cuddle up with him beneath his duvet.
    But the puppy lover was not faithful - he also admitted bedding two other dogs during his relationship with Blaessli.
    Prosecutors demanded 20 months jail but he was sentenced to eight months that was suspended as long as he undergoes the psychiatric sessions.
    A vet told the court that he could not find evidence that Blaessli had suffered as a result of his master's sexual demands.



    Life partner: A 25-year-old Swiss man admitted regularly having sex with his Appenzeller dog, called Blaessli, which is similar to the one pictured here. Phwoaarrrr

    'Blaessli is my life companion and was not hurt at all; on the contrary, he is just fine,' said the defendant.
    A survey last year revealed that 275,000 Swiss people have sexual relationships with animals.
    Two per cent of Swiss women have admitted to sexual affairs with pets.

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  • jcgrumbles
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2010
    • 944

    #2
    I knew there was something wrong with the swiss,you only have to look at their confectionery to realise that,but being unfaithful to your own dog,well,how low can you stoop?.....

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    • Canker_Canison
      V.I.P. Member
      • May 2010
      • 3905

      #3
      Two per cent of Swiss women have admitted to sexual affairs with pets
      That says a lot for swiss men, even those that don't slip it to the family pooch.
      Canker

      "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
      - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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      • RedSpider
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #4
        it doesn't say whether he was the giver or the taker.
        Stupid daily mail and their half-ar5ed reporting!
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        • Miklo
          V.I.P. Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 583

          #5
          There's mans best friend and there's ~~~~in mans best friend!


          x 5

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          • dingledangle
            DK Veteran
            • Sep 2010
            • 528

            #6
            dog"fancy a shag",man"nah im going for a shitzu"

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            • jcgrumbles
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2010
              • 944

              #7
              I dont suppose it would be all that bad as long as you didnt have to kiss it...

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              • cablefreejunkie
                DK Veteran
                • Jul 2008
                • 1717

                #8
                Originally posted by jcgrumbles
                I dont suppose it would be all that bad as long as you didnt have to kiss it...
                sick ***** !!
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                • super jumbe
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 11610

                  #9
                  Interesting, at list you want have to pay the dog half of your accent when he makes a runner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                  • wetdog
                    DK Veteran
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 989

                    #10
                    nick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone!!!!!!

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                    • Johnner
                      Admin Assistant
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7069

                      #11
                      Originally posted by super jumbe
                      Interesting, at list you want have to pay the dog half of your accent when he makes a runner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                      Come again ?
                      Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                      " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                      • dingledangle
                        DK Veteran
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 528

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Johnner
                        Come again ?
                        thats what he said to the dog!

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                        • jcgrumbles
                          DK Veteran
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 944

                          #13
                          Originally posted by cablefreejunkie
                          sick ***** !!
                          ive had worse mate...

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                          • Johnner
                            Admin Assistant
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 7069

                            #14
                            Zoikes!!!! Don't think I want to know ?Do I ??
                            Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                            " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                            • ChelseaBun
                              DK Veteran
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 832

                              #15
                              'He would 'woo' the dog with chocolate drops before lighting candles to cuddle up with him beneath his duvet'

                              bloody dog gets treated better than me!!

                              I want chocolates and candles

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