Sausage and mash machine

[caveman_nige]

A cash machine in East London, is offering customers the choice of using the service in either standard English or Cockney.
The ATM, in Leytonstone, asks if you want Sausage & Mash (cash), a balance on Charlie Sheen (screen balance) or a Huckleberry Finn change (pin change).
You can also choose to have a Lady Godiva (?5), Speckled Hen (?10), Commodore (?15), Horn of plenty (?20), Pony (?25), Dirty (?30), Double Top (?40) or a Nifty (?50).
One customer said: "This is brilliant. I think it's great to have a bit of lighthearted fun during this current financial climate.
"It's tough enough withdrawing cash when you've not got much but if you can do it with a giggle it makes all the difference."

[gc1966]

for a minute there i thought it was a proper sausage and mash machine

a proper invention at last i thought

[ChelseaBun]

sausage and mash with no reciept
aw i want one of those cash machines where i stay, i would kill myself laughing everytime i went to the bank

[C64]

This has made me hungry.

[garry1312]

I'd leave the ATM hungry