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  • qaiser
    Top Poster
    • Apr 2011
    • 105

    #1

    The top ten online dating lies

    The top ten online dating lies

    Women lie about their looks whilst men lie about their jobs in the battle to find a partner through Internet dating, a survey has found. When it comes to lying on their profile, men are worse than women ? with many also saying they are taller than they really are and lying about their age and weight,

    More than 40 percent admit to making out they earn more than they really do to make their jobs sound more interesting ? while 33 percent of women do the same.

    Pretending to know celebrities, claiming to work in the film industry making out they have a PA are also among men?s top ten lies.

    The survey of 1,000 single adults, commissioned by online dating community BeautifulPeople revealed that women lie about the size of their bust, pretend to work in entertainment and also claim to be friendly with celebrities to make themselves seem more attractive.

    Lying about their weight was top of the list for women, whilst creating a better job headed the top ten for men. Researchers say the results show that people are forever optimistic when it comes to online dating: whilst a majority believing others also lie when writing online profiles, when comes to actually reading about potential dates, they are far more likely to believe what they are reading is true.

    Greg Hodge, managing director of BeautifulPeople. a dating community exclusively for good-looking people, said: ?The online dating industry is a minefield of people misrepresenting themselves.

    ?You arrange a date with a pretty young woman with a ?slim build? and when you meet her it?s like she?s sent her fat older sister. Trust is broken on the first ? and last ? date.?

    Pretending to work in healthcare, finance and the film industry were the top three lied-about professions for men, whilst creating jobs in entertainment, marketing and finance were top for women.

    There was also a difference between countries, with over 53 percent of Americans admitting to lying about their appearance compared to just 44 percent of Britons.

    Mr Hodge went on: ?American society is more obsessed with appearance and stature than the British so it makes sense that they would embellish the truth.

    ?What doesn?t make sense is that British online daters are more honest ? they have much more to lie about, being amongst the least attractive people in the world.?

    But in a sign that with age comes acceptance, on both sides of the Atlantic, the older people got, the less likely they were to be untruthful about their appearance and how much they earned.

    Mr Hodge added: ?People need to know what they are getting. Nobody wants to trawl through a gallery of nightmares making out they?re Megan Fox when they look like Mrs Doubtfire.

    ?Our members are selected by their peers, and we?re the only dating website with an authenticity app that verifies members look as they have represented themselves in their photos.

    ?This increases safety and vastly improves the user experience. I defy any other site to have members who are as true to their profiles as ours.

    The top ten lies told by men:

    1. Job (better than it is)

    2. Height (taller)

    3. Weight (losing or gaining a few pounds)

    4. Physique (athletic)

    5. Money

    6. More senior than they really are at work

    7. Interesting profession

    8. Knowing celebrities

    9. Having a PA

    10. Working in the film industry

    Top ten lies told by women:

    1. Weight (losing a few pounds)

    2. Age (losing a few years)

    3. Physique (toned)

    4. Height

    5. Money

    6. Bust (gaining proportions)

    7. Glamorous profession

    8. Knowing celebrities

    9. Having a PA

    10. Working in entertainment
  • jordigirl
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 716

    #2
    why would u bother, if ya looking ofr a date aint you gonna meet the person anyway ??







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    • gc1966
      DK Veteran
      • Mar 2011
      • 2434

      #3
      never did the online dating but when out with the lads on weekenders i always told one of two stories when on the sniff

      was a paediatric nurse at a well known childrens hospital,specifically working with kids on death row.
      this generally worked and sometimes you could see the women practically going wet as they weighed me up.
      cruel i guess but hey a standing ***** has no conscience they say.

      the second one was only used whilst generally in piss take mode and was not that bothered if they bit,
      i used to say i had just come out of a long term relationship with another man and had in fact never slept with a woman.
      i can honestly say this never worked for me,funny that cos i thought it would be a winner

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      • ChelseaBun
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2011
        • 832

        #4
        biggest and most hurtful lie told: i am single.

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        • gc1966
          DK Veteran
          • Mar 2011
          • 2434

          #5
          chelseabun
          after reflecting on my own thread i now realise i am certainly going to hell but in my defence no one got hurt by my actions(except for the one where i got her home and in morning told her kid looked peaky and she shud get him looked over)but to tell someone you are single is just wrong

          did you use it regularly and did it work tho?????

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          • ChelseaBun
            DK Veteran
            • Aug 2011
            • 832

            #6
            woah, i'm confused

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            • Kalipo
              DK Veteran
              • Mar 2008
              • 1687

              #7
              ***8220;What doesn***8217;t make sense is that British online daters are more honest ***8211; they have much more to lie about, being amongst the least attractive people in the world.***8221;
              Cheeky twart, why you lying..
              ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

              Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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              • gc1966
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2011
                • 2434

                #8
                cb post woah, i'm confused

                i used that on the gay slant,like i said no takers(there is a givers joke in there)

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                • ChelseaBun
                  DK Veteran
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 832

                  #9
                  STOP QUOTING ME!

                  You make no sense

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                  • Snowy79
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1347

                    #10
                    My best chat up line was used years ago on Brighton Nudist Beach. I clocked a stunning woman lying naked just a little away from a few Turd Burglars. I went up to her and said ' This is pretty embarrasing but do you mind if I lie down beside you as some gay guys keep coming up to me trying to chat me up?' I gave her some shi@ about how I now know what it's like for a woman walking past a building site. She fell for it hook line and sinker. I even got to rub her sun cream in. Happy days.

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                    • Canker_Canison
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 3905

                      #11
                      I met my partner on-line. Can't say I lied about anything on my profile, I just didn't see the point. If you're looking for a relationship you have to be honest... A one night stand on the other hand.....

                      The friend known as 'Gary' has to be the worst offender for hiding the truth from women.
                      Not a single thing he told them was true. His name, age, birthday, job... everything was a lie. He'd tell them his birthday was in a couple of weeks...trying to get something out of them. Not sure what he said his job was, but it certainly wasn't what he actually does. The guy is a sleaze... not that it helped him pull. His brother on the other hand, he could pull like a 13 year old alter boy in the vatican. Women just couldn't help falling for his charms. Of course he now has about 5 kids to 5 different women...some people never learn.
                      Canker

                      "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
                      - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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                      • racin-snake
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2285

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Snowy79
                        My best chat up line was used years ago on Brighton Nudist Beach. I clocked a stunning woman lying naked just a little away from a few Turd Burglars. I went up to her and said ' This is pretty embarrasing but do you mind if I lie down beside you as some gay guys keep coming up to me trying to chat me up?' I gave her some shi@ about how I now know what it's like for a woman walking past a building site. She fell for it hook line and sinker. I even got to rub her sun cream in. Happy days.

                        were you just sick of the male attention after being in the services ?

                        or just fancy a change ?
                        Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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                        • Snowy79
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 1347

                          #13
                          No I was just trying to get away from you and your boyfriend.

                          Originally posted by racin-snake
                          were you just sick of the male attention after being in the services ?

                          or just fancy a change ?

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                          • racin-snake
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2285

                            #14
                            that's strange i am neither gay nor ever been in the services ??

                            let alone the queens own royal daisy chain regiment that you were the fluffer in snowball
                            you must be confusing me for one of your ex lovers .......................i mean soldiers

                            one of yer mates who literally watch yer back

                            i think you might be coming down with what your mates got snowflake

                            taking a lot of flack up the rear echelon can do that i hear
                            rear traumatic ring stress syndrome or sumic

                            dpm and lipstick ... broke back commando

                            is that you in the avatar being told where the kitchen is honey ?


                            back to the thread ...
                            Originally posted by Snowy79
                            My best chat up line was used years ago on Brighton Nudist Beach. Happy days.
                            what were you doing on a nudist beach on your own ?

                            lookin for gays to sit beside ?

                            or another one off your tall tales................. mr snowflake you are sooooo good at the tall tale stuff eh

                            but you usually have a mate to say did it your getting bold
                            Last edited by racin-snake; 20 November, 2011, 12:35.
                            Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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                            • Snowy79
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 1347

                              #15
                              Can someone warn Racin-snake that some child has got access to his computer again. It's just too obvious that it's not written by an adult.

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