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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #1

    two headed baby! :eek:

    Brazilian baby born with two heads | Mail Online

    Brazilian baby 'born healthy with two heads... and both are suckling mother's breasts'


    A Brazilian woman has given birth to a baby with two identical heads, it was reported today.

    The boy was born by Caesarean at a hospital in Anajas, in Brazil's northern Para state, weighing 9.9lbs.
    Scans show that the while the child has two perfectly-formed heads, he has one heart and all his vital organs function as normal.



    According to medics the newborn is in perfect health and both heads have started nursing normally.
    The 25-year-old mother, who lives in a rural area of the state, had no ultra-sound scans during her pregnancy and only found out about the abnormality minutes before the baby was born at 1am on Monday morning.

    The hospital's director, Claudionor Assis de Vasconcelos, told Brazil's O Povo newspaper that the woman decided to travel to the hospital because she was feeling strong abdominal pains.
    He said: 'When doctors scanned her they realised that the baby had two heads and that a normal birth would be a great risk both for mother and baby. The Caesarian took an hour because the baby was sitting down.
    'Despite all the problems we have as a small interior hospital we managed to save both mother and baby, which was our aim. And for us it was a great surprise to find out that the child was in really good health.'

    Mr Vasconcelos added that at no point did the mother, who has three other children, appear distraught that her new son has two heads.
    He said: 'On the contrary, the baby was received with much happiness by the family. The mother fed both mouths and the baby stayed with her in her room the whole time. Her desire was to take her baby straight home.'
    The baby and her mother were taken by air ambulance yesterday afternoon to a specialist hospital in the state capital, Belem, to carry out further tests. They are expected to be allowed home later this week.
    Remarkably, this is not the first time medics have reported such a pregnancy.
    Earlier this year, Sueli Ferreira, 27, gave birth to two-headed baby in Paraiba State, but died a few hours later because of lack of oxygen to one the child's heads.



    hmmm two heads... obviously one will be evil and the other good
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





  • Miklo
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 583

    #2
    Just imagine the fights when older!

    I wonder who controls what arm and leg?


    x 5

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    • lagerland
      V.I.P. Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 6031

      #3
      Well as the saying goes 2 heads are better than one .............
      I know you believe you understand what you think i said



      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
      I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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      • ChelseaBun
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2011
        • 832

        #4
        omg

        they are incredibly cute! i hope theyre ok...

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        • gc1966
          DK Veteran
          • Mar 2011
          • 2434

          #5
          photo shopped ?????????

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          • tshirtman
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 1345

            #6
            have they named him zaphod beeblebrox
            !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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            • Liteace
              V.I.P. Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 4358

              #7
              How did the mother cope with that 2 heads popping out side by side, she must have a B.C

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              • ChelseaBun
                DK Veteran
                • Aug 2011
                • 832

                #8
                she had a c section

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                • johnboy1974
                  DK Veteran
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 3418

                  #9
                  Good luck and god bless those wee souls.

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                  • Lainie
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 3062

                    #10
                    omg i just couldnt cope with that.

                    wee soul.
                    sigpic

                    Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                    • daithi
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 2586

                      #11
                      ya thats a tough one to cope with
                      specially in a country like brazil

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #12
                        thats going to take some doing - installing clothing - jumpers etc - buying jumpers.

                        intreasting to see what kind of connection is used to terminate the wiring -
                        which gob do you feed?

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • xant14
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 2062

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ChelseaBun
                          omg

                          they are incredibly cute! i hope theyre ok...
                          Cute!!
                          I would be taking them for a trip to the seaside.

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                          • ChelseaBun
                            DK Veteran
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 832

                            #14
                            Originally posted by xant14
                            Cute!!
                            I would be taking them for a trip to the seaside.

                            fs it's just a baby with 2 heads.

                            babies are cute and that baby is double the cuteness. all you need to do is cut another whole in tshirst vests etc. not as if shes gonna have to remodel her whole house to accomodate them. i do hope that they at least get an arm each, wouldn't like to think one head had nothing to control. they look like they are otherwise in perfect working form.

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ChelseaBun
                              babies are cute and that baby is double the cuteness.
                              twice th noise/twice the snot/2 gobs to feed

                              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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