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  • aleister crowley
    Banned
    • Nov 2011
    • 519

    #1

    Anyone fancy a new job?



    A firm of private investigators in Australia has been advertising for a ?50,000-a-year 'brothel inspector'.
    The post involves "partaking of sexual services" undercover on behalf of local councils in New South Wales.
    The Lyonswood Investigations and Forensic Group in Sydney placed the ad for a 'Brothel Buster Investigator' in My Career magazine.
    Applicants were required to be unmarried and preferably single, willing to have protected sex with prostitutes and to provide sworn evidence in court.
    Lyonswood operations manager Lachlan Jarvis said the job involved visiting suspected illegal brothels and gathering evidence to prove they were offering sexual services.
    "Some jobs require the offering of sexual services, some actually require the partaking of sexual services... because it is considered the most convincing evidence," he said.
    Mr Jarvis said the ad had proved popular with Sydney job seekers.
    "We had dozens if not more than that apply, it was certainly a popular job," he said, "the perfect job for a male."


    Dozens apply for brothel inspector job | Orange UK
  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    Some thing I was looking forward for this job..
    Where can I download the job application form??????????


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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158

      #3
      The vacancy has been filled by a Mr. W. Rooney

      THE TRUTH
      The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

      Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
      The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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      • cgscott
        V.I.P. Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 3513

        #4
        Doesnt mention it was an over 50's brothel though Bulldog?
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        • takuer
          Newbie
          • Feb 2012
          • 1

          #5
          wow cool job

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          • patkins
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 3662

            #6
            Hello takuer and welcome to DK.

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            • racin-snake
              V.I.P. Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 2285

              #7
              the interview is in Melbourne but the queue starts in Bangladesh
              Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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              • lagerland
                V.I.P. Member
                • Sep 2010
                • 6031

                #8
                Nothing like a bit of job satisfaction.................
                Last edited by lagerland; 3 February, 2012, 13:28.
                I know you believe you understand what you think i said



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                • reddevil157
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1427

                  #9
                  I knew I'd find a way in
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                  • gc1966
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 2434

                    #10
                    do you have to work a week in hand ??????
                    Last edited by gc1966; 3 February, 2012, 16:52.

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                    • rds60h
                      DK Veteran
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 622

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gc1966
                      do you have to work a week in hand ??????
                      Yes, unless you can cum to another arrangement.

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                      • gopher7
                        DK Veteran
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 2818

                        #12
                        The job has its ups and downs I suppose....

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                        • .: JaCkPoT :.
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                          • Aug 2008
                          • 5607

                          #13
                          Originally posted by racin-snake
                          the interview is in Melbourne but the queue starts in Bangladesh
                          oi! does that mean my uncle is queuing up?

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                          • gc1966
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 2434

                            #14
                            nah,not that interested
                            after a while it will end up being a proper ball ache

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                            • Kalipo
                              DK Veteran
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1687

                              #15
                              I've just checked on the my careers website.. it seems to have gone from the site .

                              Damn im always too late ..
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