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  • aleister crowley
    Banned
    • Nov 2011
    • 519

    #1

    Poor Poor Man

    'I'm truly under the thumb': Is this Britain's most henpecked man?






    He watches girly box-sets, wears boots because his partner saw them on TOWIE, and he always sits down to go to the loo so his other half doesn?t have to lift the toilet seat up - meet Britain?s most ?under the thumb? bloke.
    Henpecked Mike Jeffries, 25, from Eastbourne, East Sussex, always has to sit down when he goes to the toilet so his controlling other half Joanna Felicitas, 23, doesn?t have to put the seat down later.
    Mr Jeffries admits his fiancee, who he proposed to in 2009, carries out regular spot checks during his trips to the loo - and even phones him if he takes too long.
    The sports coach, who owns his own football academy, was also banned from spending time with his best friend Keith - after Joanna became worried people would think they're in a relationship.

    'I have to accept that I am truly under the thumb and changes need to be made,' he said.

    'She?s a bit funny about the toilet seat. But I?d rather sit down because I can read the newspapers or my phone.
    'She will check up on me and she will go mental if the seat is up. I will be in there and if I?m in there too long reading the sport on my phone, she will phone me and give me a cheeky call to ask what I?m doing.
    'Another time she thought for a second that me and a mate were going out, she thought we were gay because there was too much bromance going on.
    'I told her a story about us getting drunk once and waking up next to each other and she took it the wrong way.
    'So she ordered me to spend less time with my best mate Keith.' And as well as telling him what to do, Miss Felicitas even controls what he wears - with the sports coach often forced to don well-style leather boots - just because Arg from infamous reality show The Only Way Is Essex owns a pair.





    'She likes to try and dress me up,' added the 25-year-old, who lives with Miss Felicitas and their two-year-old son Mason.
    'Recently she has been trying to get me to wear these skinny jeans but I haven?t got the physique for it.
    'There was one time she brought these leather boots back. She had seen Arg on The Only Way Is Essex wearing them and thought I could pull them off.

    'I think he looks like a idiot though, I?ve worn them out a few times but I don?t like them. I don?t think I could pull off the skinny jeans tucked into the boots look.'

    After a six-week hunt for the most henpecked man in the country, organisers at lads mag Zoo and Brighton based The Stag Company were in no doubt that Mr Jeffries should beat thousands of entries to land the dubious title.
    Despite threatening to kill the mates who stitched him up, he has been forced to admit that their allegations were true - especially after revealing how he spent his Valentines Day.
    'My initial reaction was to kill them, but I?d have to say the majority of what he said is pretty fair,' he said.
    'Valentines night was a blinder. I have to admit I did not get a card till last minute. In the end I had a romantic meal with the missus, her sister and her partner.

    'It was the full works: candles, rose; glasses and bucks fizz. To end the night we started to watch series 3 of Gossip Girl, which I bought for her.'

    As part of his prize, Mr Jeffries and five friends will be treated to a weekend away in Newcastle - complete with a trip to a strip club and a casino.
    And despite the usually strict regime, he revealed he would be allowed to go on the lads trip.
    'She has calmed down a bit now and I am allowed to go,' he added.

    'She ain?t happy about the trip, but a spa weekend softened the blow. Maybe one cheeky dance won?t harm, other than that I?ll be waiting outside as the boys have fun.'

    But despite all the demands from his fiancee, Mr Jeffries claims he is incredibly happy and recently proposed.


    'I proposed to her up the Eiffel Tower,' he said. 'I had the ring all ready but was thinking of backing out and doing it another time but then a man nearby proposed to his girlfriend and my other half gave me a look, so I did it there and then.
    'I don?t regret it for a minute. Joking aside it is definitely worth putting up with everything.
    'She really is great. She takes me for who I am and is my best friend as well.'
    The search for Britain?s Most Under The Thumb Bloke was the brainchild of Mark Booth, Web copywriter at The Stag Company.

    He said: 'This was just an idea I had one day, and thought it would be funny if we tried to find the most whiplashed guy in the UK.

    'It?s mad to think that there was actually an unfortunate bloke who lives that very life,' he said. 'I?m proud to have outed Mike for what he is - truly under the thumb.'
  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #2
    What a gobshite..

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    • aleister crowley
      Banned
      • Nov 2011
      • 519

      #3
      Originally posted by maca58
      What a gobshite..
      Me or the guy in the article???

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      • patkins
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 3662

        #4
        She takes me for who I am?

        Nah.

        She takes him for a wimp.

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        • maca
          Mr. DK DJ
          • Feb 2009
          • 6310

          #5
          Originally posted by aleister crowley
          Me or the guy in the article???
          not you m8

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          • Shady
            Shite Link King
            • Dec 2010
            • 6404

            #6
            i want to read it but mrs shady wont let me
            Fave replies from various threads

            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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            • irishbluestaffy
              DK Veteran
              • May 2010
              • 611

              #7
              sounds like costa

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              • garry1312
                DK Veteran
                • Oct 2010
                • 2178

                #8
                hahaha im sure I would she would be sent packing the first sign of any of that pish.

                He really is pathetic!


                Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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                • cgscott
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 3513

                  #9
                  What a fudd.

                  Bigger balls on an ant than him.
                  sigpic


                  Patience is a virtue.

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                  • ChelseaBun
                    DK Veteran
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 832

                    #10
                    Originally posted by garry1312
                    hahaha im sure I would she would be sent packing the first sign of any of that pish.

                    He really is pathetic!

                    simmer doon you and get back to work!







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                    • ChelseaBun
                      DK Veteran
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 832

                      #11
                      what a twat though actually behaving like that, suprised he still has mates.

                      man the ~~~~ up, loser!

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                      • garry1312
                        DK Veteran
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 2178

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ChelseaBun
                        simmer doon you and get back to work!
                        Get back in the kitchen...... actually stay the ~~~~ away from my kitchen


                        Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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                        • garry1312
                          DK Veteran
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 2178

                          #13
                          ooh and as for him having to wear boots no idea what they would look like but the guys on these programmes look like proper bent shots


                          Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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                          • gc1966
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 2434

                            #14
                            i think she was right to think he was a closet

                            sit down pish,i ask you

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                            • garry1312
                              DK Veteran
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 2178

                              #15
                              On another note have they and there friends spinned some lies to win the competition?

                              Can any guy really be that much under the thumb?


                              Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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