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  • aleister crowley
    Banned
    • Nov 2011
    • 519

    #16
    Originally posted by Meat-Head
    be useful in car park just lift the cars parked near door out the way
    Where does she rate on the Tracy Barlow scale though Meaty?

    Is she a tasty 10 or a love you long time 0?

    Look how femininely she points her toes and how pretty they are painted, but does she shave her bollocks?

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    • super jumbe
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #17


      Can a fat woman ever make a thin man happy?

      I think he can!!!!!!!!

      Love..
      Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

      Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

      Note:
      All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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      • xptosem
        Newbie
        • Apr 2012
        • 2

        #18
        She needs SUPER MAN

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        • lagerland
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 6031

          #19
          Originally posted by aleister crowley
          UK's biggest female bodybuilder reveals why she's still single after nine years

          She's spent years bulking up in a bid to be a world champion bodybuilder.

          But now Rene Campbell, 35, claims that her muscular physique has stopped her from finding love, and for the past nine years she has remained single.

          The self-confessed 'Bigorexic' from Brighton, who has two children from a previous marriage, says that most men are turned off by her stacked 13.st 5lb appearance and find it difficult to cope with her regimented lifestyle.





          Ms Campbell, who boasts 26 inch thighs and size 18 shoulders, works out intensively for two hours a day and sticks to a strict meal plan, which sees her eating seven chicken breasts and consuming 4,200 calories in the space of little more than 12 hours.
          While she is proud of the way she looks, the divorcee says her appearance also has its downfalls.

          'I?m single at the moment after splitting with my ex-husband ? dad to my two sons ? nine years ago.






          'I?d love a boyfriend who could cheer me on at competitions and cook my chicken for me, but the way I look does make it harder to meet men.
          'But what makes having a relationship even harder is finding someone who can put up with my regimented lifestyle.

          'I was dating two years ago, but the guy struggled with the fact that I had to put my training first,' she told Now Magazine:
          Ms Campbell describes that she now feels 'married' to the bodybuilding industry.

          The British national champion, who was no stranger to sports after years of long distance running and triathlons, first started bodybuilding in 2008, as she began to idolise women with muscular strength.
          She set her self the task of becoming Britain?s biggest female bodybuilder and gradually her slender frame transformed as she tripled her calorie intake and sought the help of a personal trainer.
          She now loves exhibiting her strong body and feels more confident than when she was a slender size 8.

          She adds: 'For the first time in my life, I feel comfortable in my own skin.

          'I can?t ever imagine being thin again ? I?m so much happier this way.
          'For now, I guess I?m married to
          the industry.'

          'The way I look makes it hard to meet men': UK's biggest female bodybuilder reveals why she's still single after nine years | Mail Online



          She is an absolute tank, she would dominate most men.
          Imagine her on a night out ffs.

          What do you think guys? Anyone brave enough?



          Is it bird is it plane no its geezer bird.................
          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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          • Shady
            Shite Link King
            • Dec 2010
            • 6404

            #20
            when you've all quite finished....
            thats my mrs
            Fave replies from various threads

            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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            • dell_xps
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2558

              #21
              Well Shady Im sorry to say it m8, but she is a ~~~~ing horror m8.......:-)

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              • Shady
                Shite Link King
                • Dec 2010
                • 6404

                #22
                yeah but she can change a tyre while i stay in the car so...
                Fave replies from various threads

                1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                • dell_xps
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 2558

                  #23
                  I bet she could do a lot more....lmao

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                  • super jumbe
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 11610

                    #24
                    Originally Posted by dell_xps
                    I bet she could do a lot more....lmao


                    She will suck blood out of him like a Dracula if you ask me.

                    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                    Note:
                    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                    • Shady
                      Shite Link King
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 6404

                      #25
                      Originally posted by super jumbe


                      She will suck blood out of him like a Dracula if you ask me.
                      Like a VAMPIRE, Dracula was of the vampire species, so saying 'like a dracula' is incorrect.. as it gives the reader the assumption that there is more than one dracula, so the 'a' qualifier is needed. This is not the case, the sentence should read either; 'She will suck blood out of him like a vampire if you ask me ' or, 'she will suck blood out of him like Dracula if you ask me'.
                      Please have your revised sentence on my desk before break time
                      Fave replies from various threads

                      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                      • DOUGALMCD
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2011
                        • 3229

                        #26

                        At least she could crack your nuts.

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                        • Kalipo
                          DK Veteran
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1687

                          #27
                          If she wore a strapon id bend over no problem..
                          ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                          Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #28
                            Originally posted by aleister crowley
                            Where does she rate on the Tracy Barlow scale though Meaty?

                            Is she a tasty 10 or a love you long time 0?
                            Well her face looks, ok, but if she covered up then she might be okj.

                            or perhaps if she looks for a fat unemployed bloke.

                            Tracy is ALWAYS hotter than anything round here

                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • super jumbe
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 11610

                              #29
                              Originally Posted by shady
                              Please have your revised sentence on my desk before break time



                              A bit to early they start waking up after midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                              Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                              Note:
                              All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                              • maca
                                Mr. DK DJ
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 6310

                                #30
                                Originally posted by super jumbe
                                Originally Posted by dell_xps
                                I bet she could do a lot more....lmao


                                She will suck blood out of him like a Dracula if you ask me.

                                No one did ask you..

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