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  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    Making up for lost time:

    34-year-old virgin becomes father of 82 after launching free 'baby making' service (with an 80% success rate)



    • Dutchman Ed Houben, 42,sleeps with around 15 childless women a month
    • Had 45 girls and 35 boys in nine years but
    • doesn't know sex of other two


    nice work if you can get it

    A man who stayed a virgin until the age 34 has become a father of 82 in the space of just nine years and he has another ten children on the way.

    Dutchman Ed Houben, 42, sleeps with around 15 childless women a month in a bid to make their quests to become mothers a reality.

    He is understood to be the most prolific professional babymaker in the world - and what he does is all legal.

    Personal services: Dutcham Ed Houben has fathered 82 children since becoming a professional baby maker

    He has sown his seed around the globe but usually waits for women to come to him these days at his home in Maastricht, although he still makes exceptions if his partners are entering a particularly fertile period.

    Provided they pay his travelling expenses and accommodation.

    His 'family' lives in cities like Berlin - three children - and in Holland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, France and even New Zealand. The eldest is now nine while the youngest is two months old.
    Strike rate: Mr Bouden gives 80 per cent of the females he has sex with a child

    He began donating sperm to local clinics. Then he found there was a market for procreation the natural way and he has never looked back.

    Spermaspender.de. in Germany is one of the websites he uses to connect with childless women desperate to conceive.

    They know Ed has a good pedigree; he gives 80 per cent of the females he has sex with a child.

    All his partners must submit medical records showing they are disease and drug free while he reciprocates.

    Included in his paperwork is a semen analysis known as a 'spermiogram' that shows he is the real deal a sperm count of less than 20 million shows the potential donor is 'not a good prospect.'

    The prospects are increased for sperm counts of 80 to 100 million.

    Houben's count is 100 million. 'I don't fire blanks!' he joked.

    Sperm banks generally charge around four to five thousand pounds for inseminations. Ed does it for free.

    He gets his partners to sign documents waiving legal claims to child support; but experts say these would be invalid in the hands of a good lawyer.

    'If all the mothers decided to sue him for maintenance he would be paying them off for the rest of this life, and the next,' said one German family lawyer.


    Baby maker: But at the age of 34 Mr Houden was a shy virgin still living with his mother

    He has sired 45 girls and 35 boys. Two of the the brood he doesn't know the sex of because the mothers won't tell him.

    'My girlfriend says that what I do only makes me more interesting,' he told Germany's Der Spiegel magazine.

    'She's coming to visit again soon.'

    But he hasn'rt managed to make her pregnant yet.
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    34-year-old virgin becomes father of 82 after launching free 'baby making' service | Mail Online
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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Originally posted by gmb45

    He gets his partners to sign documents waiving legal claims to child support; but experts say these would be invalid in the hands of a good lawyer.

    'If all the mothers decided to sue him for maintenance he would be paying them off for the rest of this life, and the next,' said one German family lawyer.
    Did read sometime ago about some bird went to the spunk BANK, and demanded the user name of the anomous BANKER of the bloke who supplied and fitted her kid, so she could sue for running costs!

    Bet he was happy!

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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #3
      Randy if you ask me?.

      Does he get paid????????




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      • johnboy1974
        DK Veteran
        • Dec 2008
        • 3418

        #4
        ~~~~ i misread that there, when it said father of 82 i thought he was 82 years old.

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        • lagerland
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          • Sep 2010
          • 6031

          #5
          Originally posted by super jumbe
          Randy if you ask me***8230;.

          Does he get paid????????




          Who gives a fcuk sounds like the best job in the world to me untill you get bored and you will...............
          Last edited by lagerland; 18 April, 2012, 10:23. Reason: Shit spelling
          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            Originally Posted by johnboy1974
            ~~~~ i misread that there, when it said father of 82 i thought he was 82 years old





            Commonsense if he was 82 some 1 would have been looking after him instead he is having ago with the best time in the life??

            I have read some bizarre stories in my life and I will add this 1 on the list.
            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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