Man sues BMW after motorcycle ride gave him '20-month erection'

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  • aleister crowley
    Banned
    • Nov 2011
    • 519

    #1

    Man sues BMW after motorcycle ride gave him '20-month erection'

    A man has filed a lawsuit against BMW after claiming that a ride on one of its bikes gave him an erection lasting 20 months and counting.

    California man Henry Wolf has said that a four-hour trip on his BMW bike with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a persistent, lasting erection, and he is now suing the motoring manufacturer and seatmaker Corbin-Pacific.

    There have been concerns in the past that narrow 'banana' bike seats could cause loss of feeling in the genitals of both men and women, but this ride seems to have caused the exact opposite effect.
    In the Wolf v BMW lawsuit, it is claimed that the motorcyclist went for a ride in September 2010, and since then has suffered from a long-lasting erection that simply will not subside.
    It is a well-established fact that if an erection lasts longer than four hours, medical treatment should be sought.


    The lawsuit for emotional distress reads that Wolf is 'now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.'
    He is suing BMW and Corbin-Pacific for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and 'general damage'.
    The man puts his situation down to an extreme case of priapism - a condition in which the sufferer has a persistent and usually painful erection that lasts for a number of hours.
    It is not specifically related to sexual desire or stimulation, and does not subside following ejaculation.


    Man sues BMW after motorcycle ride gave him '20-month erection' | Metro.co.uk

  • GastonJ
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 5505

    #2
    I can already see the line of men throwing away the Viagra and lining up to take a ride on his BMW or buy one of their own
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....

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    • bobwill
      DK Veteran
      • May 2009
      • 525

      #3
      that reminds me of a joke


      Harley Davidson died and went to heaven and was boasting to God how he?d created the best motor bike in the world! God disagreed, saying BMW?s were a better designed bike! Harley said ?What do you know about design. You created woman and look at the problems we have with them!? ?Ahem? says God ?I think you?ll find a lot more men are riding my creation than yours!?

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      • toolmansteve
        Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 55

        #4
        "The man puts his situation down to an extreme case of priapism - a condition in which the sufferer has a persistent and usually painful erection that lasts for a number of hours."


        ------------------- Just take away the pain ------ leave the erection ----

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