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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Man trampled by cows critically ill




    A hiker is critically ill after he was trampled by cows.

    The man, aged 46, suffered life-threatening injuries including a fractured skull, chest injuries and possible internal bleeding, said the Great North Air Ambulance.

    Air ambulance paramedic Jane Peacock, who responded to the call near Barnard Castle, County Durham, said: "He and his wife were just walking on a public footpath when they were attacked by cows.

    "He climbed over a stile on to the other side of the stone wall, then he just collapsed.






    I don't argue with women! What did he expect, Personally never had problem with British cows, probably immigrant cows.


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  • Shady
    Shite Link King
    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    pull the udder one sj
    Fave replies from various threads

    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
    2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
    3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
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      #3
      Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

      Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

      Note:
      All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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      • masur123
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2009
        • 674

        #4
        I cow'nt believe it!

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        • super jumbe
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          • Dec 2008
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          #5
          Originally Posted by masu123
          I cow'nt believe it!







          100%
          I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69dIPWbwzSo]We TIPPED A COW. And it DIED. - YouTube[/ame]

            [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61YmF2AcAMI]Cow Tipping and the Line of Death - YouTube[/ame]

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            • billy2
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              • Jul 2008
              • 1381

              #7
              and thats no bull
              please press the little red THANKS tab
              if I helped if not press the green tab to tell me to f**Koff



              sometimes life will kick you around , but sooner or later , you realize you`re a warrior , and your stronger than anything life throws your way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • lagerland
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                • Sep 2010
                • 6031

                #8
                The sick fcuk he should have stuck to you only have to tuck there back legs in your wellies not that i would know..................
                I know you believe you understand what you think i said



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                • Spango
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                  • Apr 2010
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Bullshit !!

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                  • lagerland
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                    • Sep 2010
                    • 6031

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spango
                    Bullshit !!
                    Why is it do you no a better way then................
                    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                    I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                    • Hoppy01
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2011
                      • 374

                      #11
                      Cows are lethal..


                      [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrOBqn0asug]Alan Partridge gets flattened by a dead cow - YouTube[/ame]
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                      • ray156
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                        • Dec 2009
                        • 669

                        #12
                        the injured man is now in a stable condition.

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                        • super jumbe
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                          #13
                          Originally Posted by ray156
                          the injured man is now in a stable condition.







                          Thanks for the update mate.

                          I hope he keeps away from cows in future???


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                          All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                          • chalky 4
                            DK Veteran
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 288

                            #14
                            Lets hope there are no horses in the stable. Large animals can be dangerous it seems.

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                            • dingledangle
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                              • Sep 2010
                              • 528

                              #15
                              mooooooooooooon walking cows.funny though,the misses and her mates went out for a game of bingo that day,well thats what she said.

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