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  • ray156
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2009
    • 669

    #1

    whats with the cows trying to kill us

    first we had this.....


    now this.....

    Woman injured after car hits cow in Cambusbarron

    A 35-year-old woman was seriously injured after her car hit a cow on a road in the Stirling area.
    The woman, who has not been named, was taken to Forth Valley Hospital following the collision on the A811 Stirling to Dumbarton Road in Cambusbarron at about 23:45 on Friday.
    Her condition was described as life-threatening.
    The road was closed for about three hours to allow initial investigations to be carried out.
    Central Scotland Police have appealed for witnesses to come forward
  • Canker_Canison
    V.I.P. Member
    • May 2010
    • 3905

    #2
    You have to read between the lines.
    Central Scotland Police have appealed for witnesses to come forward
    This would imply that they beileve it was the womans fault, not the cows.
    She probably shouted "It's coming right for us!" before she aimed for it & closed her eyes.
    Canker

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    • ray156
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2009
      • 669

      #3
      Originally posted by Canker_Canison
      You have to read between the lines.


      This would imply that they beileve it was the womans fault, not the cows.
      She probably shouted "It's coming right for us!" before she aimed for it & closed her eyes.
      well she will be ok,if pulls through,the only witnesses down that road,will be cows,one cow may tell lies but depends what the udder ones say.

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      • GastonJ
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 5505

        #4
        It's probably a revenge thing, we've killed enough of them and they've had enough.

        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
        No good deed goes unpunished....

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        • cactikid
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 12017

          #5
          bloody mad cow back again

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          • GastonJ
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 5505

            #6
            Police in the case are looking for this witness

            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
            No good deed goes unpunished....

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            • super jumbe
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 11610

              #7
              Want be long we will hear from shady?..

              Pointless cows thread
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              • Shady
                Shite Link King
                • Dec 2010
                • 6404

                #8
                you better stop picking on me sj you ~~~~er.

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                • maca
                  Mr. DK DJ
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 6310

                  #9
                  No use crying over spilt milk

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                  • ray156
                    DK Veteran
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 669

                    #10
                    whoa wait a minute..no mention of the poor cow.or does news bbc not want to milk the story too much.

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                    • ray156
                      DK Veteran
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 669

                      #11
                      UPDATE: so sorry.........

                      Woman dies after car hits cow in Cambusbarron

                      A 35-year-old woman who was seriously injured after her car hit a cow on a road in the Stirling area has died.
                      Christine Brockie was taken to Forth Valley Royal Hospital following the collision on Friday.
                      It happened at about 23:45 on the A811 Stirling to Dumbarton Road in Cambusbarron.

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