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  • gmb45
    Admin Assistant
    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    up north

    having probs lads ?

    That's where guys
    need the most Viagra

    Viagra figures ... how the nation is holding up

    FELLAS up North use more Viagra than any other men in Britain, a report shows.

    The NHS funded 2.3MILLION prescriptions of the little blue pills last year to help lads perform in the bedroom.

    Of that, ?5.1million was spent in the North East and ?12.6million the North West.

    That worked out at an average of ?1.89 per patient in the North East and ?1.73 in the North West.

    By contrast, men down South needed the least help.


    Health chiefs there spent a similar amount on Viagra, but had 1.5million more fellas to care for ? putting the cost at just ?1.24 per patient.

    The figures from the Prescription Pricing Authority show huge variations across the country, with some areas forking out almost 50 per cent more than others.

    Pills ... Viagra

    The outlay in the East was ?8.3million, with a total of ?7.7million spent in the South West.

    The NHS bill for the sex drug was ?30million a decade ago, but the cost to taxpayers has nearly TREBLED.

    This rise has come despite side-effects including heart attacks, blindness and amnesia being reported by patients at the rate of one a week.

    Data held by the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency shows Viagra has been linked to more than 1,000 reports of severe side-effects and more than 100 fatalities.

    Nine patients said they suffered a skin rash, while one said the drug made his hair fall out.

    Some 33 reports were linked to priapism, which can leave a man standing to attention for six hours.

    A pack of eight pills can set the NHS back almost ?50 and guidelines say they should be prescribed only to men with no other underlying health problems or ?severe stress? from being impotent.

    But experts reckon the recent rise is due to a more liberal approach by medics to stop men being poisoned by fake Viagra sold online.
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    Northern fellas use more Viagra to perform in the bedroom than any other men in Britain, a report shows | The Sun |News
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  • gmb45
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    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #2
    Killjoy councillor calls for Viagra cuts | The Sun |Irish Sun|Irish Sun News
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    • ray156
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2009
      • 669

      #3
      you are telling me they give out viagra on NHS.
      what a waste of tax payers money,that could be spent on cancer drugs.etc.
      give them a friiggin rubber band.jeez...

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      • Hoppy01
        DK Veteran
        • May 2011
        • 374

        #4
        Originally posted by ray156
        you are telling me they give out viagra on NHS.
        what a waste of tax payers money,that could be spent on cancer drugs.etc.
        give them a friiggin rubber band.jeez...
        The doctor will write a script for them but you pay through the nose to get them.
        Ma fishing pal needed them when he was put on heavy blood pressure tablets and he nearly got a heart attack at the price.
        A bought one off him,,, did a say that out loud, anyway i can confirm that they do work, it looked angry.
        The missus seemed pretty happy, especially my levitation trick, il spare you a graphic description..
        "Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

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        • gmb45
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          • Nov 2008
          • 7538

          #5
          true that, the fat ens sister got a dodgy ticker, when she was in hozzy they gave her viagra, but when she came out the doc would prescribe them but she had to pay, even tho she is excempt from prescription charges.
          Last edited by gmb45; 17 July, 2012, 10:10.
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          • ray156
            DK Veteran
            • Dec 2009
            • 669

            #6
            i stand corrected

            edit.oops just noticed the pun

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            • theSGcoop
              Newbie
              • Jul 2012
              • 4

              #7
              They work well, all I can say.

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              • ray156
                DK Veteran
                • Dec 2009
                • 669

                #8
                Originally posted by theSGcoop
                They work well, all I can say.
                sussies and stockings work for me....

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                • Snowy79
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1347

                  #9
                  Down South they need Chloroform to have sex

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #10
                    not goung to menion uepff but somebody know gets 'happy shag tablets' and sells down pub

                    he gets them free

                    gmb why does your sil have them - why does she pay explain mo

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #11
                      its cuz it's f**king cold
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                      • Kalipo
                        DK Veteran
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1687

                        #12
                        This is one drug i haven't tried..

                        Wouldn't mind giving it a go sometime ..
                        ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                        Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                        • ray156
                          DK Veteran
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 669

                          #13
                          ex wife stayed last night.viagra not needed,thank god.but after last night even viagra would not work tonight.went bed 1am went sleep 5am,i am gubbed.knackered,worn out,to friggin old for alnighters.

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                          • Kalipo
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1687

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ray156
                            ex wife stayed last night.viagra not needed,thank god.but after last night even viagra would not work tonight.went bed 1am went sleep 5am,i am gubbed.knackered,worn out,to friggin old for alnighters.

                            Its like that everynight in this household mate .. i cant wait to have a break..
                            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                            • ray156
                              DK Veteran
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 669

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kalipo
                              Its like that everynight in this household mate .. i cant wait to have a break..
                              easy throw the viagra out.

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