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Man has sex with a sofa in the street

Sofa so lewd ... Gerard Streator

A MAN has been arrested for having sex in a street with a SOFA.

Gerard Streator, 46, was spotted bending over the abandoned yellow settee with his trousers round his ankles.

The hotel worker was seen by an off-duty cop at 11pm ?thrusting his hips? against the sofa which was in full view next to the kerb.

Nobody was on the ?love seat?.

As the officer yelled at him, Streator fled to a nearby apartment block in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

He was later arrested and charged with one count of lewd and lascivious behaviour.

Streator could face up to nine months in jail and a ?7,000 fine.

- A PERVERT is being hunted by cops in Varallo, Italy, after he was seen having sex with a BOTTLE BANK.

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Man is arrested for having sex with a sofa in the street | The Sun |News

[super jumbe]

He just lost control, lucky there were no women around they would have charged him with a rap?..

[lagerland]

Can you charged with rapping dont know about that one but i heard it was a good lay..........................

[Meat-Head]

Man has sex with a sofa in the street

Sofa so lewd ... Gerard Streator

Sorry, one of my faults is struggling with usernames and avatairs, but he looks like

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[Miklo]

Please don't tell me the cop heard him saying over and over again, "Oh, sofa so good"

Hmm, think i've had too much

[Lainie]

at my last place of work a guy was once caught sh*gging a chair. mind you there was quite a few stories about that place and most were true!!

[joneeboy]

Maybe he didn't know it was sofa. Perhaps he'd had a few and thought it was one of those pig fat blowsy women to be found on many a US street corner. On second thoughts, may be he DID know it was a sofa, but thought it was a damn sight sexier than the usual pig fat blowsy women available in his neghbourhood.