Police called to break up violent cat fight in Downing Street

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    #1

    Police called to break up violent cat fight in Downing Street





    Larry the Downing Street cat and Freya, the Chancellor's moggy, go at it hammer and tongs on the steps of No 10.

    Police have been forced to step in to break up a cat fight between Larry the Downing Street cat and Freya, First Moggy of the Treasury.

    The two felines were separated after engaging in a full-scale cat fight outside No 10, and retreated spitting to their respective political fiefdoms.

    Freyer the silver tabby appeared to have the best of the confrontation, when Larry, who has white and tabby markings, was ordered back inside No 10 to consider his behaviour, leaving the street free for his rival to stalk.

    It is not known what caused fur to fly between the feline residents of Nos 10 and 11 Downing Street. Relations between their human occupants are far more amicable than when Tony Blair and Gordon Brown were prime minister and chancellor respectively.




    We have similar cat fights at our backyards; usually the loser just walks away, why were the police involved?


    What a waste of public money!!!!!!

    Next cat fight I see I will call the old bill??
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  • gopher7
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    • Apr 2011
    • 2818

    #2
    "why were the police involved?"


    A matter of National Security.??

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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #3
      I never thought cats were danger to our national security?..well you never know they may be carrying payloads?.
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      • Cod3waX
        Banned
        • Mar 2011
        • 1011

        #4
        the po werent called
        there is po there 24/7 standing at number 10 door

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        • nara
          DK Veteran
          • May 2008
          • 2586

          #5
          Originally posted by Cod3waX
          the po werent called
          there is po there 24/7 standing at number 10 door
          Well it wouldn't be a news story if it was reported accurately would it?
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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          • GastonJ
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            • Dec 2009
            • 5505

            #6
            Disappointing, I was hoping to see a fight between Frances and Samantha
            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
            No good deed goes unpunished....

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            • Kalipo
              DK Veteran
              • Mar 2008
              • 1687

              #7
              This isnt the first time the PMs cat has been in the news this year..


              It's getting like prince harry was back in the day..

              Chief Mouser to the Cabinet: Larry the Downing Street cat finally earns his stripes by catching his first rodent at No 10 | Mail Online

              I cant find the article about him not doing his job.. but the one above should do..

              Remember he's a cat on benefits.. Typical behavior from a scrounger.
              ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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              • super jumbe
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                • Dec 2008
                • 11610

                #8
                I just can not think what the head lines tabloids will come on with when number 10 cat getting pregnant leading to having triplets......
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                • Kalipo
                  DK Veteran
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1687

                  #9
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  I just can not think what the head lines tabloids will come on with when number 10 cat getting pregnant leading to having triplets......
                  It'l move into number 11, rent free on ?1500 a week
                  ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                  Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                  • twatty
                    Member
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 90

                    #10
                    reminds me of presscots left hook

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                    • GastonJ
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                      • Dec 2009
                      • 5505

                      #11
                      Originally posted by super jumbe
                      I just can not think what the head lines tabloids will come on with when number 10 cat getting pregnant leading to having triplets......
                      That'd make it a fat cat, they're used to them hanging around in Downing Street like a bad smell
                      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                      No good deed goes unpunished....

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