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  • gmb45
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    • Nov 2008
    • 7538

    #1

    What granny wants for Christmas...

    ...range of sex toys for the elderly launched

    and xtra large tubs of ky fur the remote controlled vibro bet zap tries the penis pump


    IT may come as a surprise what granny wants in her Christmas stocking this year ? as a range of sex toys for the elderly has been launched.

    Manufacturers Desire and Pleasure are part of sexual health charity FPA and have aimed a new set of naughty gadgets specifically at older and disabled people.

    With devices like remote-controlled vibrators, penis pumps, and 'Kegel devices' - used for exercising weak pelvic floor muscles ? they hope to help randy retirees who have trouble using conventional toys.

    They were launched online two weeks ago and have already caused a huge surge in traffic to their website
    Natika H. Halil, director of information at FPA, said: ?We did some research a couple of years ago on older people and the changing nature of their relationships.

    ?There seems to be a particular focus towards younger people in this industry, but you don't get to 50 and just stop having sex.

    "As a charity we want to promote healthy happy sex life for everyone.?

    The company consulted external experts to design the products, which are similar to mainstream sex toys, but more ergonomic and easy to use.

    Natika said: ?Older people's sex lives change - they're much more intimate and affectionate, so our products reflect that.

    ?We have things like the Lymo. Its just a massager, which is very simple to use, very pretty, and just used for the massaging sensation.

    ?We have everything you would find in a normal sex toy shop, but they are modified differently with enhanced benefits.?

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    #2
    Hiahoooooo, with enhanced benefits, I will have to look into this money grabbing shite??.
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

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    • gmb45
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      • Nov 2008
      • 7538

      #3
      Originally posted by super jumbe
      Hiahoooooo, with enhanced benefits, I will have to look into this money grabbing shite??.
      bet ya will ya dirty old pervo you
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      • chas7
        Top Poster
        • Oct 2012
        • 137

        #4
        if that f***ing moron lord bichard (should be bast**d) gets his way the elderly wont have any energy left to play with their toys

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        • shellbob
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          • Nov 2009
          • 239

          #5
          One set of batteries should last a lifetime

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          • Lainie
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            • Mar 2008
            • 3062

            #6
            and the link for the over 50's interested is


            Buy Adult Sex Toys and Vibrators Online - Desire and Pleasure



            ps if inappropriate can a mod plz delete
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            • rds60h
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              • Nov 2008
              • 622

              #7
              Originally posted by shellbob
              One set of batteries should last a lifetime
              In that case anyone want to buy a bumper pack of Duracell ?
              Pack open but only one missing.

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              • rds60h
                DK Veteran
                • Nov 2008
                • 622

                #8
                Originally posted by Lainie
                and the link for the over 50's interested is


                Buy Adult Sex Toys and Vibrators Online - Desire and Pleasure


                ps if inappropriate can a mod plz delete
                Lainie, tried that link but couldn't get it up.........ha ha.

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                • Lainie
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                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3062

                  #9
                  Originally posted by rds60h
                  Lainie, tried that link but couldn't get it up.........ha ha.
                  story of my bloody life
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                  • cactikid
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                    • Sep 2008
                    • 12017

                    #10
                    i thought it said cum back soon

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                    • jcgrumbles
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 944

                      #11
                      you would need a bigger dildo than that if your pelvic floors just collapsed,maybe a couple of akros to start off with...

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                      • MandieC
                        Junior Member
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Spose the Hubbys will take over the remote controls as normal .....hehehe

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                        • worcestersauce
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                          • Nov 2008
                          • 136

                          #13
                          LOL thats agood one ;-) gonna have a look at the website >>>>>>> approaching 50 after all

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                          • Elric
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 853

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Lainie
                            and the link for the over 50's interested is


                            Buy Adult Sex Toys and Vibrators Online - Desire and Pleasure



                            ps if inappropriate can a mod plz delete
                            how can some pensioners be able to buy some of these toys
                            some of them cost more then they get in the pension money







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                            • lagerland
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                              • Sep 2010
                              • 6031

                              #15
                              Is that granny from 3 word story she looks a right goer............GILF.............
                              I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                              I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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