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  • Grizz
    DK Veteran
    • Sep 2010
    • 1598

    #1

    Eat me!

    Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing assault and weapons charges after she showed up at her estranged husband's door with a knife and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my pussy."Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself," according to the police report, obtained by The Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he "agreed to perform at her request." Um. Here's what happened next:
    However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your ****ing throat."


    Surely you will find this shocking, but when the deputy arrived on the scene, all three of these people appeared to be intoxicated, and Melissa was naked from the waist down.








    Knife-Wielding Woman Orders Husband To Perform Cunnilingus
  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    For a minute I thought it was a pussy cat ??shite that odor they could have used channelNo5
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    • gmb45
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      • Nov 2008
      • 7538

      #3
      Originally posted by Grizz





      "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

      sooner have me throat cut ffs
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      • jcgrumbles
        DK Veteran
        • Nov 2010
        • 944

        #4
        jesus,it would be like licking a battery......

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        • reddevil157
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2010
          • 1427

          #5
          Jes, a bucket of chanel No.5 wouldn't sweeten that enough to eat it....
          Last edited by reddevil157; 25 November, 2012, 13:15.
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          • Grizz
            DK Veteran
            • Sep 2010
            • 1598

            #6
            the big ~~~~ing mistake i made was eating a late snack of a toasted cheese sandwich before i read it. it was a long, long night...

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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505

              #7
              Originally posted by Grizz
              the big ~~~~ing mistake i made was eating a late snack of a toasted cheese sandwich before i read it. it was a long, long night...
              At least you weren't eating a tuna pizza at the time
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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #8
                Originally posted by gmb45
                "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."


                Your into cut and paste and find weird storys, there was a couple of years ago - think Emerican - woman took to hospital, she weighed about 50 Tonnes, when in the loading bay at the hospital, there was a TV remote, an LOADS of stuff in here flpas of skin, is this the same woman?

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                • Johnner
                  Admin Assistant
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 7069

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Grizz
                  the big ~~~~ing mistake i made was eating a late snack of a toasted cheese sandwich before i read it. it was a long, long night...


                  C'mon,you know you enjoyed it !! GULP !!!
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                  • Grizz
                    DK Veteran
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 1598

                    #10

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                    • Hoppy01
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2011
                      • 374

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jcgrumbles
                      jesus,it would be like licking a battery......

                      [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdHMWVJoS8]Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - YouTube[/ame]
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                      • Lainie
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 3062

                        #12
                        me and the other half are pmsl here.

                        do americans no do femfresh
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                        • jcgrumbles
                          DK Veteran
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 944

                          #13
                          I dont think femfresh would be enough lainie,maybe if someone prodded her through a carwash with a heated pre-wash trough,some triple foam lances and some anti biotic needles,then a good under carriage scrub with carbolic soap then ,and just maybe i would slightly consider it......oh no,sorry i wouldnt,forget it....

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                          • Meat-Head
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                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jcgrumbles
                            I dont think femfresh would be enough lainie,maybe if someone prodded her through a carwash with a heated pre-wash trough,some triple foam lances and some anti biotic needles,then a good under carriage scrub with carbolic soap then ,and just maybe i would slightly consider it......oh no,sorry i wouldnt,forget it....

                            Here try this

                            [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdMDMrNbxC4]The new fast car wash (from germany) - YouTube[/ame]

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                            • jcgrumbles
                              DK Veteran
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 944

                              #15
                              that just might douce it out meaty ha...

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