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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Germany to Outlaw Sex with Animals, Finally




    German lawmakers plan to introduce a new statute that will make sexual acts with animals illegal, a move that has brought a surprising amount of criticism by ?zoophilia? advocates.

    Under the new law, those found guilty of sexual acts with animals can be fined up to $32,000.

    Which begs the question: why wasn?t this already illegal in Germany?

    The short answer: It was. Bestiality had long been illegal in Germany thanks to the same penal code statute that criminalized sexual relations between men?a law that was struck down in 1969.

    The German parliament will begin debating a new Animal Protection Code this week, which aims to outlaw the use of animals for ?individual sexual acts,? the British Daily Mail reports. Current bestiality laws only make the act illegal if ?significant harm? is inflicted upon the animal.

    Pro-animal sex group Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (ZETA) has led a campaign against the measure.

    ?We will take legal action against this,? chairman Michael Kiok told Spiegel Online. ?We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don?t force them to do anything.? Kiok has an Alsatian named Cessie.

    Hans-Michael Goldmann, head of the parliamentary committee investigating the new amendment, told the AFP that the new legislation was intended to clarify the current legal position.

    ?With this explicit ban, it will be easier to impose penalties and to improve animal protection,? Goldmann told the German tabloid Bild.


    Read more: Germany to Outlaw Sex with Animals, Finally | TIME.com


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  • Shady
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    • Dec 2010
    • 6404

    #2
    ive slept with some dogs in my time but......
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    1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
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      #3
      Originally Posted by shady
      ive slept with some dogs in my time but......





      Say no more I get it!!!!!!!
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      • Hoppy01
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        • May 2011
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        #4
        Originally posted by Shady
        ive slept with some dogs in my time but......

        A never went to bed with a dog,,,, but ave woke up with a few...
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        • super jumbe
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          • Dec 2008
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          #5
          Does that mean end of animal blue moves???


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          • gc1966
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            • Mar 2011
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            #6
            Originally posted by super jumbe
            Does that mean end of animal blue moves???


            no idea,never watched one,never wanted to watch one,although i heard the happy pig is quite a good laugh

            have you watched many????????????

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            • the man
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              • Jun 2010
              • 1660

              #7
              Should the welsh not do the same?
              Last edited by the man; 29 November, 2012, 17:24.

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              • morcar
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                • Nov 2012
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                #8
                Its a good thing that shagging sheep aint outlawed here in Wales or i would have had a lot of time on my hands.
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                • bobwill
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                  • May 2009
                  • 525

                  #9
                  what about the rampant rabbit

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                  • Meat-Head
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                    • Oct 2009
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by super jumbe

                    Under the new law, those found guilty of sexual acts with animals can be fined up to $32,000.
                    Since when does Adolf use Emerican dollar?

                    Originally posted by morcar
                    Its a good thing that shagging sheep aint outlawed here in Wales

                    If you ask Shady (post 2 - above) i'm sure he will email you a REAL video of a REAL welsch bloke, REALLY shagging a REAL sheep.

                    If not he can direct you to which river the cell phone it's on is floating in.

                    There is also a bonus video - can't remember what it was.

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                    • super jumbe
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                      • Dec 2008
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                      #11
                      Germany to Outlaw Sex with Animals

                      Shoudnt they say to hang people having sex under 16!!!!!!!!
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                      • ifred
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                        • Jun 2010
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                        #12
                        Why? Do the German's have pretty looking animals then
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                        • RedSpider
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                          • Feb 2009
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                          #13
                          I better cancel them tickets then
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                          • zaphodbb
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                            • Jan 2009
                            • 1083

                            #14
                            should give them the cat i say. get it hmm please yerselfs

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                            • Canker_Canison
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                              • May 2010
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                              #15
                              I'm shocked that people are willing to stand up & shout 'stop the government from destroying my sex life'.
                              Have they no shame?


                              On another note. We have one word that covers sexual contact with all animals... Bestiality.

                              We may use the common adjective 'f**ker', which can follow any type of animal. i.e. Dog f**ker.

                              Yet I was told many years ago that in arabic there is a different word for every type of animal sex. I took this to mean they have no adjective to use for animal interactions.

                              Or, in other words, they had to come up with different words every time someone was caught screwing an animal.
                              I find that a little more disturbing than a small group of sicko's in germany that want to marry their dogs.
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