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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    highly-paid Premier League star using cash as toilet roll



    West Brom star Liam Ridgewell has apologised after being photographed wiping his bum with ?20 notes.

    The defender was pictured using the cash to, ahem, help him in his ablutions in a bathroom whose floor was covered in bundles of ?20 notes.

    The photograph was leaked to The Sun by a fan who had somehow got hold of the picture, and Ridgewell has said sorry to anyone he might have offended.

    "The photo was taken in the privacy of my home around eight months ago as a joke to wind up a mate, who I had just won a personal bet with," the former Birmingham star explained to The Sun.

    The 28-year-old - who earns ?20,000-a-week with the high-flying Midlands club - was clearly mortified about his cheeky prank getting a far wider audience than intended, particularly given the paper's highly-inflammatory report about how his wages equate to the average annual salary in the Birmingham area.

    "I only intended him to see the photo but now it's public, I can understand how it will be viewed. I am sorry for any offence it causes," he added.
    The Sun do not seem inclined to accept his apology: the headline on their story labels Ridgewell "The vilest footballer in Britain".




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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    In for a penny out for ?20, won?t be long we are going to run out of ?20 notes!!!

    Come to think about if I new were his toilet main hole was I would grab all ?20 notes and clean the ??????? with diesel?.

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    • jcgrumbles
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2010
      • 944

      #3
      He done it for a joke for gods sake,if anybody wants to moan about the wages these players are on why dont they do some training and get a job playing football,and if their employer offered to put their wages up to ?20.ooo a week would they knock it back?I rest my case m`lud....

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      • Shady
        Shite Link King
        • Dec 2010
        • 6404

        #4
        while id love for an ex viler who, if i recollect scored for them while playing for us, to be painted as a show off **** with total disregard for money, its not the case.
        He won a bet with a mate, and was taking the pi55 out of him.
        but when did the sun bother about the truth?
        Fave replies from various threads

        1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
        2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
        3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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        • Hoppy01
          DK Veteran
          • May 2011
          • 374

          #5
          Originally posted by Shady
          while id love for an ex viler who, if i recollect scored for them while playing for us, to be painted as a show off **** with total disregard for money, its not the case.
          He won a bet with a mate, and was taking the pi55 out of him.
          but when did the sun bother about the truth?
          That's what gets right on my t***, this rag prints crap everyday and yet still sells millions of copies usually to people who think Jeremy Kyle is a deep and edgy guy.
          A think most major sports stars wages are obscene but if clubs are willing to pay it then a wouldn't say no.
          This lad hasn't done anything we wouldn't with that kinda cash, you would go nuts.

          People say money wouldn't change them but of course it would, a can assure you a would instantly quit my job, a would have no problem adapting to a life of a millionaire.
          A would spit at tramps and look down at them as i would at a rabid dog, i would constantly post my interest earnings on DK on a weekly basis.
          I wouldn't give to charity and i would buy all the milk in Farmfoods each day and feed it to cows.
          I would however be dead in a year, face down on the floor holding a burger that has coke instead of ketchup on it and my trousers at my ankles with heartbreak hotel on at full volume...
          "Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

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          • Shady
            Shite Link King
            • Dec 2010
            • 6404

            #6
            totally agree mate, id be the same, all this faux outrage at what footballers earn gets on my tits.
            They spout shite about people starving in the world and footballers getting obscene amounts. when the truth is, theyre jealous and bitter that they havent got the talents that these lads have and people dont want to watch them at work.
            I know i havent got the talent, but i dont begrudge any footballer earning what they earn, for me, that one obafemi martins goal in the league cup final was worth all the money the players got paid combined..
            Fave replies from various threads

            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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            • jcgrumbles
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2010
              • 944

              #7
              I love going out for a few bottles with my old man,but one of the rather large swarm of bees he has in his bonnet is about david beckham"he gets this ,he gets that,he advertises brylcreem when hes fu##### bald,i didnt see the sniper,hes worth trillions now i tell you trillions,etc,etc,jesus,this man is 80 year old and he still believes what he reads in the papers.I keep telling him papers will just build some body up for years just waiting for the moment to shoot them down in flames and are not worth buying.If i had money like that i would basically turn myself into a glorified malt filter and probably end up being spat on by people coming out of farmfoods,but not before ive bought someone on dk a brand new sparkly christmas tree..

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              • johnboy1974
                DK Veteran
                • Dec 2008
                • 3418

                #8
                Can't understand why anyone thinks football players get paid equal to their talent. Or that they somehow deserve their obscene wages.

                Doctors and nurses save life's end of.

                As for the joke the footballer played, well it was a private joke and what he does with his money is his affair.

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                • jcgrumbles
                  DK Veteran
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 944

                  #9
                  Anyway i would have thought that a ?20 note would be a bit sharp to wipe your arse with,maybe a coin would be a better tool to use,a ?2 coin with a scooping motion and a deft flick of the wrist could in fact be better...

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                  • GastonJ
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 5505

                    #10
                    He's lucky he didn't get his bet paid in 1 pence coins really isn't he.......
                    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                    No good deed goes unpunished....

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                    • ulrich100
                      Junior Member
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 29

                      #11
                      The queens face is on it, good move sir.

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                      • jcgrumbles
                        DK Veteran
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 944

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ulrich100
                        The queens face is on it, good move sir.
                        You anti royal tinker you ,and heres me standing in a queue squirming with delirious anticipation at the mere thought of getting my rough,unwashed,calloused and heavily taxed common hands on a `kate has had royal sex`mug ....to the wall with the lot of them,i have no time for them and never will,sell the royal family and all the bloody clingers on that come with them to any daft shite that will buy them,sell the palaces and castles they own and give the money to a cancer charity.And while im on havig a bloody good rant because my tablets have`nt kicked in yet,arrest every known child mollester and hand them over to me and i will gladly and for free cut the throats of each and every one of them,rant over untill i can find out how to start another bleeding chapter...

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