Digital kaos member recall amid health and safety concerns

[Kalipo]

A member recall has been issued for Digital Kaos following concerns that users of the site could be putting themselves and others at risk.

The recall was issued following numerous reports of members behaving erratically and veering off to the other sites.
A Health and Safety Executive (HSE) spokesperson urged anyone visiting another site to return to Digital Kaos as soon as possible.
The site, much like many others, can be very confusing, explained MeatHead.

Its like trying to follow a step-by-step guide for putting together a self assembly storage unit.
On the outside it promises to help build something that will restore a calmness and order to your life.

But after a couple of hours you discover that none of it makes any sense, there are bits that dont fit and when you call for help theres no answer.

Site recall
49 year-old GMB (Moderator) from somewhere in between Perth and Dover has suffered endless problems since stumbling across digital kaos during a night stay at a Premier Inn 5 years ago.

Believing himself to be free of sin, GMB cast a first stone through the window of the hotel reception, and a second much larger rock into the face of a homosexual waiter causing ?35,000 worth of damage.

Moments later GMB became embroiled in a dispute with a party of American tourists whom he accused of idolatrous behaviour after one attempted to take a photograph of the hotels fountain.

Police confirmed that a 49 year-old man has been charged with nine counts of murder and possession of an offensive weapon.

Dangers

Other serious health and safety concerns linked to the site have also led to member recall notices being issued for Shady, Meat Head and Superjumbeeeeeee.

A spokesman rejected the idea that Digital Kaos poses a risk to the public and insisted that its posts provides guidance and hope for everyone in troubled times.

Sure, theres been a lot of suffering on the site perpetrated by those using Tapatalk as a form of Posting, he explained.
But its like DevilFish said Think not that I come to send peace on the site. I came not to send peace, but to ban.

You could point out that he also said, Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.

But thats the great thing about the digitalkaos you can just delete as applicable.

[lagerland]

Ave you been at the jamaican woodbines again K.........................

[super jumbe]

What?s all this about??

[BigfatPaulie]

I'll have a pint of what he's had!

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[nara]

The site, much like many others, can be very confusing, explained MeatHead.

I'll bet it was slightly more confusing after MeatHead's explanation!

[super jumbe]

Originally Posted by Kalipo
Dangers
Other serious health and safety concerns linked to the site have also led to member recall notices being issued for Shady, Meat Head and Superjumbeeeeeee.





DK forum will be dead without the above intelligent people kalipo, you do not want to be left on your own talking to your self do you??

[Kalipo]

Originally Posted by Kalipo
Dangers
Other serious health and safety concerns linked to the site have also led to member recall notices being issued for Shady, Meat Head and Superjumbeeeeeee.





DK forum will be dead without the above intelligent people kalipo, you do not want to be left on your own talking to your self do you??

Yes???? what is your point.. ??

you put the wheelie bin out on a thursday.. you want it emptying dont you???

I heard that if you get sand in your shoes and walk long enough, the skin will chaffe ?? cruel world we live in dont you think..??

[Meat-Head]

and a second much larger rock into the face of a homosexual waiter causing ?35,000 worth of damage.

Moments later GMB became embroiled in a dispute with a party of American tourists whom he accused of idolatrous behaviour after one attempted to take a photograph of the hotels fountain.

Dangers

Other serious health and safety concerns linked to the site have also led to member recall notices being issued for Shady, Meat Head and Superjumbeeeeeee.

A spokesman rejected the idea that Digital Kaos poses a risk to the public and insisted that its posts provides guidance and hope for everyone in troubled times.

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well i think this fits perfect

a gay waiter who pokes you in the eye with his gutair in Canada, whilst trying to access DK on the train.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2or68oxfFZo]Via rail singing waiter-Fabien - YouTube[/ame]

[DS41]

And in further news the internet is to be cut from 640 million websites to 97 multi-purpose pages.

To make cyberspace more manageable by governments, the current sprawl of Gangnam Style and modified vaginas will be deleted in favour of a functional net that can be read by a policeman in less than four hours.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute For Studies, said: ?There will be one blog, edited by a committee of idiots and read by no-one. Meanwhile, all the shops have been replaced with Amazon, which simply saves five years of market forces.
?Rather than several billion Tweets there will just be one saying Justin Bieber is a eunuch and another one from Caitlin Moran to Chris Addison about meeting Giles Coren for a drink. We haven?t bothered replacing Facebook. Obviously.?
Just seven of the edited pages will feature ~~~~ography after research found that the seemingly-infinite spectrum of sexuality actually involves doing eight things to five holes.
Any further additions to the internet will be agreed by international agencies on a one-in, one-out system, with any future boybands replacing the current page showing One Direction forming a human pyramid.
The current internet will be switched off on 31 February and Brubaker has advised people to take down their recipes, holiday photos and opinions and keep them in a shoebox at home where they have always belonged.
He added: ?Any further questions will be answered on the internet?s sole news page, which is going to be the Daily Mail because that?s the one you ****ers chose.?