tesco salad

[jordigirl]

this was in paper the other day n a had forgot about it till tshirtman suggested spicing this section up with funnier stories

BBC News - Dead bird found in Tesco salad by Somerset family

seemingly a couple from somerset found a dead bird in a pre - packed salad from tesco's

suppose its better than horse meat

and before you say it - it wasn't chicken either

[thered]

this was in paper the other day n a had forgot about it till tshirtman suggested spicing this section up with funnier stories

BBC News - Dead bird found in Tesco salad by Somerset family

seemingly a couple from somerset found a dead bird in a pre - packed salad from tesco's

suppose its better than horse meat

and before you say it - it wasn't chicken either

ffs always a strict vegetarian


They look the type to try it on i think kill a bird in garden put in salad, ring tv, to get ?5 Tesco voucher

Be a hedgehog next in their Quorn sweet and sour bites

[RedSpider]

better than finding a live bird in your salad as a live bird would do a dump in it and that's just disgusting

[Kalipo]

Hear me now,

Imagine you visit your not so local tesco Supercentre to buy a chair.. pay for it.. take it home.. unpack the box to discover it contains a rocking horse..

I'd be pretty chufted but others would be complain about nothing??

Way i see it.. they bought a cheap salad sandwich.. open it up to discover they accidently put meat on it.. result!!!

[RedSpider]

was the dead bird an egg?