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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    I found dead bird in my Primark slippers




    A MAN found a dead bird inside a pair of slippers he bought from Primark.

    Jonathan Gregory, 27, almost vomited after making the grim discovery.

    He had been wearing the ?4 black slippers for over a month and thought it was plastic rubbing against his toes ? until he found it was a BEAK attached to a head.

    When he cut through the lining he found the rest of the squashed brown bird. Shop worker Jonathan bought them at Primark in Blackburn, Lancs, in late January.

    He said: ?The worst thing was I was in the middle of making my tea when I found it ? it put me off my pork chops I was so disgusted.?

    Jonathan ? who lives with partner Will, 37, and stepson Colin, 17, in nearby Accrington ? added: ?I?ve even put my bare feet in those slippers after I?ve had a bath.

    ?I washed my feet with bleach after I found that bird ? who knows what diseases it has??

    Primark gave him a refund and a spokesman said: ?Primark cares about its customers very much. The company is carrying out an urgent and detailed investigation and apologises to the customer concerned for any distress caused.

    ?The last recorded sale of the product in question was in Blackburn was over a year ago.?

    Jonathan said: ?I can?t believe I?ve only been given a ?4 refund, it?s outrageous. And now they?re trying to say I bought them a year ago. I think I?d remember if I?d had them a whole year."

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4833911/I-found-dead-bird-in-my-Primark-slippers.html
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  • afc4life
    Newbie
    • Mar 2013
    • 18

    #2
    i thought i found a dead bird in my bed this morning then realized it was my boring fat wife

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    • afc4life
      Newbie
      • Mar 2013
      • 18

      #3
      anyway i would throw the slippers away and return the bird to primark for a full refund

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Wounder if he tweeted all his friends about that or used dk like a normal person

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • lagerland
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2010
          • 6031

          #5
          Yeah ive heard about theses new birds nest slippers are they any good???.................
          I know you believe you understand what you think i said



          >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
          I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            Most slippers underlay do use birds feathers only this time they forgot to cut the head, come to think about id RSPCA going to bring charges to primark?.

            Jonathan should get compensation he deserves after all it was the bird?s beak was poking his feet when ever he was wearing slippers??
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            Note:
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            • afc4life
              Newbie
              • Mar 2013
              • 18

              #7
              thats what you get for buying cheep cheep slipers i wonder if he kept the bill hahahaha

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              • afc4life
                Newbie
                • Mar 2013
                • 18

                #8
                i wonder if he kept the bill

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                • masur123
                  DK Veteran
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 674

                  #9
                  He looks exceedinly happy about it, perhaps its the first bird he has woke up to in the morning!

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                  • afc4life
                    Newbie
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Originally posted by masur123
                    He looks exceedinly happy about it, perhaps its the first bird he has woke up to in the morning!
                    you could be right judging by the article id say hes a bit happy if you know what i mean

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                    • Shady
                      Shite Link King
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 6404

                      #11
                      i reckon its bollocks..

                      hes probably an ex employee who was fired after getting caught with his hands in the trill
                      Fave replies from various threads

                      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                      • tshirtman
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 1345

                        #12
                        Re: I found dead bird in my Primark slippers

                        Originally posted by Shady
                        i reckon its bollocks..

                        hes probably an ex employee who was fired after getting caught with his hands in the trill
                        you mean he's been a Robin
                        !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                        • Kalipo
                          DK Veteran
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1687

                          #13
                          Dirty sod! foot fetish.

                          Sing my precious little golden bird, sing! I have hung my golden slipper around your neck.
                          ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                          Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                          • Shady
                            Shite Link King
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 6404

                            #14
                            Hes stark raven mad
                            Fave replies from various threads

                            1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                            2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                            3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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                            • GastonJ
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 5505

                              #15
                              Bloody hell you lot don't have crow on about things. It's a dead bird, lots of things you buy are dead, bunch of do-do's. What I want to know is why McVitie's haven't been pulled up about their penguins not being made of real penguins, false advertising at it's best.
                              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                              No good deed goes unpunished....

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