Is there a crocodile in the River Thames? Cyclist claims he saw 4ft long predator swi

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  • super jumbe
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    Is there a crocodile in the River Thames? Cyclist claims he saw 4ft long predator swi

    The 64-year-old says he got the shock of his life when he saw the large reptile swimming along the waterway at Reading

    Some may say it's a fishy tale, but cyclist Richard Smith claims he spotted a 4ft crocodile in the River Thames.

    The 64-year-old says he got the shock of his life when he saw the large reptile swimming along the waterway at Reading, Berks.

    The leafy banks are usually home to wildlife such as swans and otters.

    But now locals fear something more dangerous is lurking beneath the surface.

    The spot where the croc was taking a dip is popular with rowers and a children***8217;s playground is nearby.
    Richard is hoping a real-life Crocodile Dundee will come forward to find the Thames terror.

    He said: ***8220;I was cycling on my own and I saw what I thought was a bough of a tree with four stubby branches on it close in to the bank.

    ***8220;As I got closer I saw it was a crocodile.
    ***8220;It was about 4ft long. It had a 2ft tail and 2ft body.


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  • daithi
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    • May 2009
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    #2
    big pike id say

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    • GastonJ
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      #3
      Nah it's the Loch Ness monster claiming asylumn from persecution by the SNP, damn immigrants
      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
      No good deed goes unpunished....

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      • super jumbe
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        Never thought they can survive in cold water in winter.
        There you are could be the answer to some of the lost people?.
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        • cactikid
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          • Sep 2008
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          #5
          what about sewers and drains,quite possible,pity the poor mug sent down to check something and not be prepared.

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          • GastonJ
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            Originally posted by cactikid
            what about sewers and drains,quite possible,pity the poor mug sent down to check something and not be prepared.
            I'm sure Nessie won't mind them not being prepared with a garlic and herb sauce
            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
            No good deed goes unpunished....

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            • Meat-Head
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              • Oct 2009
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              #7
              So modern day old folks have a upto dste cellphone with a camera. Did he not think of taking ituome and stick it on ebay

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              • Meat-Head
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                • Oct 2009
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                #8
                so if there is a "Minster for crocadials" vote for "Jimmy Nail" let him sort it
                Jimmy Nail Crocodile Shoes - YouTube


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                • cactikid
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                  #9
                  super jumbe you mean there was a croc in the water now i see you are wearing new shoes stubbing out that fag

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                  • super jumbe
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cactikid
                    super jumbe you mean there was a croc in the water now i see you are wearing new shoes stubbing out that fag


                    Croc want touch me, my shoes made from croc skin??HA HA HA
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                    • Meat-Head
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                      #11
                      What if opposite sex of crocsdail sj?

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                      • GastonJ
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                        #12
                        It could be an alligator gar that someone has released, though they tend to be native of the southern states of the US - may be pssible for them to survive winter here, it does get cold even in the US. I've seen one up close and I'd not like to get my fingers in the way of them
                        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                        No good deed goes unpunished....

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                        • Meat-Head
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by GastonJ
                          . I've seen one up close and I'd not like to get my fingers in the way of them
                          Rimor ststes teeth point backwards with a 'one way only' sign on them

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                          • GastonJ
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                            #14
                            Check 'em out for yourself

                            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                            No good deed goes unpunished....

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                            • super jumbe
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                              Looking at that croc I wish I did not start this thread***8230;.
                              Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                              Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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