Fffs shut a hospital fir ONE person and it arrives when it decides the tax payer has paid enough
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It was very noisy this morning the church bells ringing for half an hour very unusual on Saturday morning, I thought kate had given birth.
Kate Middleton Will Give Birth Tomorrow... According To The Bookies!!!!!!!!!!!!Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!
Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.
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The b00kies have an inside man, or should that be baby
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
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CLEAR THE FORUM ROYAL SPOUNGER ON THE WAY
FETCH LOTS OF HOT WATER AND TOWELS
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Don't know about you guys but I'm proper turtling here!! Feel like I'm in labour and my van stinks like a sewer!!ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.
Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern
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I wish them all the best but I think the hype is just the press trying to make news. I was listening to a National Radio channel talk in this morning and not one caller or texter was interested in the event. The commentator had to ask if there was anyone who was excited about it as he had to read out the text messages and not one was bothered and most were pretty anti the Royal Family. I think they're a decent couple unlike Charles and Diana but I for one will put off watching the news or buying a paper for the next week or two as you know it will be full of pish.Comment
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Fffs. Fo we have total estimate fir cost to dk user so far?
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Ffs! all this media drivel is doing my head in. Blanket coverage of sweet FA.
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
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If the royal baby was Australian it would be out by now!
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Britons urged to enjoy last few hours before explosion of baby bullshit
BRITONS have been advised to enjoy life in the final hours before a million-megaton blast of bullshit is unleashed.
Babypocalypse experts have told Britons to leave work immediately and go with their loved ones to a beauty spot where they can spend these last fleeting moments of normality in quiet contemplation
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: We can't say for sure how your life will change after today, but change it will and not for the better.
This birth is like the Cuban missile crisis, except it's not going to be averted.
Once that child comes out of that vagina, nothing will be the same again.
Leave work immediately. Visit or phone the people you care about.
You might want to spend your final hours in a calm, reflective state or just go nuts with shagging, drugs and maybe some light destruction of property.
If you are single, perhaps find an attractive stranger and ask them if they fancy doing it on the roof of a bus.
The impending doom will make millions of us into wanton sexual libertines.
But whatever you do today, make it count.Last edited by wa9saint; 22 July, 2013, 19:28.Comment
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The news we all been waiting for!!
Royal baby boy: Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to son 8lbs 4ozs
Congratulation.Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!
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?6 8p. Just said on radio, dropped 4 24 pm
hope it makes projectile vomit and poo
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I must admit I wasn't interested in this birth until I realised how special it was. I mean, it's not often you hear about a married white couple having a kid in London where the husband is also the dad
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