Why? would someone want to stick P**nis in a toaster

[ifred]

The the news today
London Fire brigade reveal most unusual callouts

London Fire Brigade reveals most unusual call outs | Mail Online
It's stuck where?! London Fire Brigade reveals its most unusual call outs - including a penis stuck in a toaster and a husband locked in a chastity belt

Why would anyone want to do that with a toaster
surely its for making toast ....or have I being leading a sheltered life ?

[rds60h]

Perhaps he had heard there was a Welsh Rarebit in the Toaster, but it turned out it wasn't a virgin from Cardiff !

[jcgrumbles]

And more to the point,how on earth d id he manage to squeeze it into one?Im using the micro-chip on the wifes head to send her into the garage for a tape measure just to see how wide the opening on ours is...

[Meat-Head]

where that darwins awards thread gone, GASTON J ??

[ifred]

Unfortunately seems the man survived his experience with the toaster so he won't qualify for a Darwin award
Perhaps we could recommend a microwave for his next experiment

[Kalipo]

I heard from a sceptical source that nara and gmb45 can both stick the end of their penis into their own bottom when its erect!

Now im not sure if they mean their own penis in their own bottom or the latter??

[Miklo]

Toaster man maybe was trying to change penis colour to black for lack of women!

Could have just used some paint or chocolate for less harmful effect.


p.s. not that I've thought of doing that myself!

[Meat-Head]

Wonder if he was trying to get his car keys back?

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/f170/1997-chrysler-voyager-immobiliser-problems-96357/#post664797

the remote had been in toaster and melted ( how the **** did did remote end up in toaster?).

[ifred]

Wonder if he was trying to get his car keys back?

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...57/#post664797

Well if he was getting his car keys, its perfectly understandable
if its one of them german cars you'd probably have to shove it the glove box to start them tanks!

[jcgrumbles]

Maybe he was dyslexic and he just wanted some f###### toast.....

[ifred]

Maybe he was dyslexic and he just wanted some f###### toast.....

Well if he drives the car the way he makes toast then he would be soon be toast

[AvechuchoAxel]

The the news today
London Fire brigade reveal most unusual callouts

London Fire Brigade reveals most unusual call outs | Mail Online
It's stuck where?! London Fire Brigade reveals its most unusual call outs - including a penis stuck in a toaster and a husband locked in a chastity belt


Why would anyone want to do that with a toaster
surely its for making toast ....or have I being leading a sheltered life ?

Perhaps... Is hotter than his wife/girlfriend..... It makes a lot of sense!! !

[nara]

Why not?

[darwins]

He must have been the naked chef

See health and safety.should be taken serious some times...

Oh by the way a little tip.... I heard butter works very well for burns.

[darwins]

Meat what post is missing? I missed sumit?