Queen 'Told Police To Stop Eating Palace Nuts'

[super jumbe]

Police officers eating nuts left out as snacks in Buckingham Palace irritated the Queen, the trial into alleged phone hacking at the News Of The World has heard.

The revelations about the Queen's feelings were found in an email sent by Clive Goodman, former royal editor at the now-defunct Sunday tabloid newspaper to former editor Andy Coulson.

A memo was sent to palace officers, telling them to "keep their sticky fingers out", the Old Bailey heard.

"Problem is that police on patrol eat the lot ... memo now gone around to all palace cops telling them to keep their sticky fingers out," the email read.

Prosecutor Andrew Edis QC told the jury what the Queen apparently thought about the behaviour of the officers, according to Goodman's email.

"Apparently they were helping themselves to nuts," the barrister said.

"They were all being scoffed by police. That irritated Her Majesty, apparently.

"Queen so narked she has started marking the bowls to see when the levels dipped."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/queen-39-told-police-stop-eating-palace-nuts-155840045.html#Za677iq

[super jumbe]

Ah well if they could not stop alleged phone hacking how are they going to stop Police eating unauthorised nuts, got me thinking now

[nara]

Ah well if they could not stop alleged phone hacking how are they going to stop Police eating unauthorised nuts, got me thinking now

Can't be bad.

[GastonJ]

It's perhaps why they hang around in the gents toilets so much? *shrug*

[Meat-Head]

So who paid for the snacks, the GERMAN family or the Inglish Taxpayer?

[super jumbe]

Birds can eat nuts for free, the old bill are there for her protection give them tea and nuts if it’s the cost they worry about then come and live end of my terrace house!!!!!

[Meat-Head]

Birds can eat nuts for free, the old bill are there for her protection

Well it would be fine if there birds with the shits on the GERMAN house hold, but if the pigs gets the shits like the guard on Mr Bean did