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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    White Christmas no longer snow joke



    Despite the heavy winds, rain and flooding that has battered the UK in recent weeks, we could be on course for a white Christmas after all.

    Forecasters predict the recent stormy weather will continue to be unsettled in the run up to December 25, with heavy rain and strong winds affecting much of the UK.

    But by the time Santa boards his sleigh temperatures will have dropped, and wintry showers could leave parts of Britain covered in snow for Christmas Day.

    "Road users are urged to check traffic and weather conditions before setting out on journeys and to heed any advice such as speed restrictions once they are on motorways and major trunk roads.

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    Ah govt dont give a toss!!!!!, if it snows and gets colder, Cameron will have to pay out money to pensioners in cold weather payments.
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    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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    • Kalipo
      DK Veteran
      • Mar 2008
      • 1687

      #3
      Originally posted by super jumbe
      Ah govt dont give a toss!!!!!, if it snows and gets colder, Cameron will have to pay out money to pensioners in cold weather payments.
      What have weather forecasters and Lab/Con/Lib politicians got in common?
      They can tell millions of people any damn thing and these people will believe them; they get things wrong on a daily basis and in so doing cause mayhem in the country - and yet they still keep their jobs!
      ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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      • Meat-Head
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        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Originally posted by Kalipo
        What have weather forecasters and Lab/Con/Lib politicians got in common?
        !
        Speaking of political, were not allould to say "black bags" it's "bin bags" not allould "black boards" there "marker boards" so why should it be classed as a "white christmas" should it be "three primary colors combined season" as not all people celbrate xmas

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        • ifred
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2010
          • 1627

          #5
          Not sure what your all on about I always have a white-out at Christmas and wake up the next day with a headache.
          I blame Kalipo European masters for it.... its that or the ishit company trying to world dominate ifred...well it one of them anyway

          anyway whether it be white or any other PC correct colour, make sure your bites and bits are all coded without malicious stocking fillers
          Merry Xmas DK even the mods
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          • super jumbe
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            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            MERRY XMAS TO ALL.
            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

            Note:
            All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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            • Meat-Head
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              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #7
              Originally posted by ifred
              Merry Xmas DK even the mods
              If we didn't have a Moderartion/Admin team we woun't have such a great site.

              EVERY thread would be over run with adverts for Swedish penis enlargers and big bouncy tit advert sites.

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              NO, because for a fact your naybors cat chases them away, that's why you don't see them

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              • Kalipo
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2008
                • 1687

                #8
                Originally posted by ifred
                Not sure what your all on about I always have a white-out at Christmas and wake up the next day with a headache.
                I blame Kalipo European masters for it.... its that or the ishit company trying to world dominate ifred...well it one of them anyway

                anyway whether it be white or any other PC correct colour, make sure your bites and bits are all coded without malicious stocking fillers
                Merry Xmas DK even the mods

                Hi, I checked the coding of the local news on the brainwashing corporation.. it seems ok..

                <div id="summary" class="homepage-summary domestic-summary module">
                <div class="text">
                <h2>UK Today</h2>
                <p class="headline" lang="en-GB">Bright and breezy with blustery showers, wintry at times.</p>
                <p class="summary-text" lang="en-GB">A breezy day with some bright or sunny spells and blustery showers, most frequent towards the west. The showers will be wintry to low levels in the north, and over hills in many other areas. Feeling quite chilly.</p>

                <div class="warnings">
                <p class="weather-warning">
                <a href="/weather/2635167#extra-uk-content">
                <strong>Weather warning(s) have been issued</strong>
                </a>
                </p>
                <p class="flood-warning">
                <a href="/weather/2635167#extra-uk-content">
                <strong>Flood warning(s) have been issued</strong>
                </a>
                </p>
                </div>

                Now apart from flood warnings being issued i cant seem to understand how myself can be to blame??

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                • ifred
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1627

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kalipo
                  Hi, I checked the coding of the local news on the brainwashing corporation.. it seems ok..


                  Now apart from flood warnings being issued i cant seem to understand how myself can be to blame??

                  Text me back xxx
                  Your Profile: Location Reichstag, Berln nuff said one angela's glove puppets

                  Hope their plenty of stollen in your Strumpf or schuh or a good glug of Gluehwein...this festive season ??
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                  • Kalipo
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1687

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ifred
                    Your Profile: Location Reichstag, Berln nuff said one angela's glove puppets

                    Hope their plenty of stollen in your Strumpf or schuh or a good glug of Gluehwein...this festive season ??

                    We're just having mulled wine.. ill let you know how it goes..

                    Would go to the french markets but the buggers get scared..
                    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                    Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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