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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    #1

    Where are we supposed to park then?



    Shoppers have been left baffled by a bizarre car park, which prevents motorists from parking in spaces after blocking them with bollards.

    Angry motorists have had to resort to parking in a nearby bus stop when visiting Tesco Express in the Hall Green area of Birmingham, after the local council decided to block off its own parking spaces.

    Five of the seven spaces at the store are completely unusable, leaving shoppers battling for a spot.

    Tesco customer Trudy Anstey, 56, said: "It's completely stupid. Goodness knows who thought up the idea.

    A Tesco spokesperson said: ?The council made thedecision to put the bollards in. We objected at the time and agree with ourcustomers who would like to see the bollards removed.?

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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
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    #2
    alraedy been posted on DK mate


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    • cactikid
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      • Sep 2008
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      #3
      that your brother meaty ?

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      • Meat-Head
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        • Oct 2009
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        #4
        Huh???????????

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        • super jumbe
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          • Dec 2008
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          #5
          Originally posted by Meat-Head
          Nothing about parking issue, it was all about the prize of onions
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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
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            #6
            Look at that post i linked

            bet thy did it to stop trolleys and whirlwinds

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            • ifred
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              • Jun 2010
              • 1627

              #7
              SJ the answer is easy swop your car for a BMW panzer.....You should know tanks park anywhere they like
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              • super jumbe
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                • Dec 2008
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                #8
                That’s why its called express!!!
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                • Meat-Head
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                  • Oct 2009
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  That’s why its called express!!!
                  Think thats wht there a tesco shitheads thread

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                  • GastonJ
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                    • Dec 2009
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                    #10
                    Council had a few spare bollards they had to use out of this years budget, or was that bollox?

                    Wanna see real sh*t heads at work?

                    North East Lincolnshire Council has made the centre of Grimsby more motorcycle friendly by incorporating kerb-mounted ground anchors into a city centre redevelopment scheme.
                    The anchors are produced by Metric Parking and are designed to fit into the space normally occupied by a kerb stone, to eliminate any danger of pedestrians tripping over a regular ground anchor, which would protrude from the pavement surface.

                    Embedded ground anchors fitted in Grimsby - | Motorcycle News | New Motorbikes | Buyers Guides | MCN

                    So what do they paint in front of the anchors? double yellow lines, couldn't make it up
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                    • Meat-Head
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                      • Oct 2009
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                      #11
                      So hiw do yiu atttacg bike to them?

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                      • GastonJ
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                        • Dec 2009
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                        #12
                        With a lock through the swinging arm and into the anchor. Just as you've done that they come and ticket your bike.
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                        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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                        • Meat-Head
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                          • Oct 2009
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                          #13
                          OFF TOOIC:-

                          Funny hiw gaston j - a software engineer fully understands uShit speak


                          sent from mi iShit 3

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                          • ifred
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                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1627

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GastonJ
                            North East Lincolnshire Council has made the centre of Grimsby more motorcycle friendly by incorporating kerb-mounted ground anchors into a city centre redevelopment scheme.
                            FAntastic I love it!!! Can't wait for the first pedestrian crossing the road to trip on the grill edge of the ground anchor....The residents better save up some pennies to pay the councils budget overspend. I can see people queing up to trip over,..... New business compensation claims holidays to Grimsby
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