High-tech toilet seats: no hands or paper required

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

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    High-tech toilet seats: no hands or paper required



    First came covered sewers, then indoor plumbing and flush toilets.



    Now, one bathroom at a time, another major shift in toilet hygiene is quietly underway. A new generation of toilets may one day make toilet paper ? and the need to put one's hands anywhere near the unspeakable ? seem like chamber pots and outhouses: outdated and somewhat messy throwbacks reserved for camping trips.

    Unlike traditional toilets, the high-tech version washes from behind and ? if desired ? in front with water. Better models allow for temperature, direction and pressure control, and have retractable spritzing wands and automatic driers as well.

    The best feature warm seats, automatic motion sensors to raise the lid, buttons to raise the seat, nightlights, self-cleaning mechanisms, music to mask unpleasant sounds, deodorizer spritzers and other conveniences.

    "Paper just distributes the problem," said Lenora Campos, a spokeswoman for Georgia-based Toto USA. Toto, the Japanese company that pioneered the modern electronic toilet seat, has sold 34 million of them globally.

    "We wash most things with water and wouldn't dream of wiping a dish or anything else with a piece of paper and calling it clean. So why should personal hygiene be any different?"

    Toto began marketing the Washlet in Japan in 1980. Now 74 percent of Japanese households have toilets of the high-tech persuasion, making them more common there than home computers.
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  • ajax2061
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2012
    • 395

    #2
    wonder if I can get one of these on the nhs for my crohns.....

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    • Meat-Head
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      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #3
      Ffs and those with hairy arses?

      so you eat some halibro sugar free gummy bears and this thing then electrocutes you?

      great idea thanks, then when power off no paprr for back up

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      • cactikid
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        • Sep 2008
        • 12017

        #4
        just for you meaty for your hairy ass.



        be nicer when it feels likes a babies bum

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        • super jumbe
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          • Dec 2008
          • 11610

          #5
          Imagine how much money we will save for toilet papers, told it will wipe the arse with warm water!!!
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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            So how much electricity, cost of device etc etc. verses cost of paper esp if you shit at work more than home

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            • nara
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              • May 2008
              • 2586

              #7
              Might be useful for Meaty's iShit.
              He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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              • Kalipo
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2008
                • 1687

                #8
                I've used one of them disabilty toilet things.. they squirt water into the air! and blow air on your nether region..

                Apart from it feeling rather arousing at first its just too damn lazy..


                Squeeze your head, crap it out and wipre your arse with some tissue you lazy dufs!
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                • M T Glass
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                  • Jul 2013
                  • 733

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Meat-Head
                  So how much electricity, cost of device etc etc. verses cost of paper esp if you shit at work more than home
                  We have one of these at work for wheelchair people, ours does not have a heated seat but otherwise,,,similar.
                  Firstly... has to be switched on 24/7,,,,,standby mode equals electricity cost.
                  And I had to test it ,of course, ahem, and....yes after all the publicity....you still have to use toilet paper...and that nice sounding jet of warm water is like power washing barnacles off the side of a boat.
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