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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Killer Asteroid Could Strike Earth Next Week: Doomsday Looming Claims Televangelist



    The recent lunar eclipse had spawned countless doomsday theories; now here comes another one. Only this time it's not the moon but a gigantic asteroid that is expected to destroy the world, possibly as early as next week.

    Televangelist Pat Robertson has predicted that a big asteroid would hit earth and destroy 'everything' and this could happen anytime next week.

    Robertson predicted the end of the world during his show The 700 Club that airs on ABC Family. 'A giant meteor will bring an end to the world' is a prophecy by none other than Jesus Christ, news website rawstory.com reported.

    "I wrote a book. It deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth. I don't see anything else that fulfills the prophetic words of Jesus Christ other than an asteroid strike," Robertson told viewers during the show.

    "There isn't anything that will cause the seas to roil, that will, you know, cause the skies to darken, the moon and the sun not to give their light, the nations terrified on Earth of what's happening. There isn't anything that's going to do that."

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Ah I will stop paying my life insurance as there want be any 1 left as beneficial...
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    • Meat-Head
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      • Oct 2009
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      #3
      Not going to happen mate, the emerican government would just park 50?00000?0000 b&q trolleys in space,! It hits deflects and done or just use it for target practise

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      • cactikid
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        • Sep 2008
        • 12017

        #4
        ahhh thats ok felt worse when told i would be losing my hd channels

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        • M T Glass
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          • Jul 2013
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          #5
          Next week the headline could be ""Giant Haemeroid Strikes Evangelist - The Work of God?""
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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Well David camer-Tawt did say be like vase (iShit Failiure) gawd

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            • super jumbe
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              • Dec 2008
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              #7
              Originally posted by Meat-Head
              Well David camer-Tawt
              He has a very good point, but we do not have enough money to build churches so left to end up in haven, god bless Her Majesty!!!!
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              Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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              • nara
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                • May 2008
                • 2586

                #8
                Originally posted by super jumbe
                He has a very good point, but we do not have enough money to build churches so left to end up in haven, god bless Her Majesty!!!!
                Anybody?
                He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                • Meat-Head
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                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  He has a very good point, but we do not have enough money to build churches so left to end up in haven, god bless Her Majesty!!!!
                  Yes think these people will end up in a Haven Holidsy Hone Ltd.

                  ask them fir their blessing yo the FERMSB Agee (iShit Failiure)

                  BBC News - Girl asks Queen to stop Crown Estate evictions (iShit Failiure)

                  (iShit Failiure)

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                  • ontherack
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                    • Apr 2011
                    • 1080

                    #10
                    To Be Or Not To Be........ GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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                    • Meat-Head
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ontherack
                      To Be Or Not To Be........ GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

                      Fk off with that, German bitch, never seen her shovelling horse shit, or stacking shelves in tesco

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                      • GastonJ
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                        • Dec 2009
                        • 5505

                        #12
                        That reminds me... why do they not make horse riders pick up horsesh*t the same way they make dog owners?
                        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                        No good deed goes unpunished....

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                        • Kalipo
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                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1687

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Meat-Head
                          Fk off with that, German bitch, never seen her shovelling horse shit, or stacking shelves in tesco
                          Eh? is that the stupid (ishit) i could of sworn the queen isnt german but a lot of her ancestors were!! their surname isnt actually windsor its saxe-coburg-gotha
                          they changed it during the first world war when we were fighting germany..

                          Albert von Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha the husband
                          of
                          Queen Victoria.
                          her son is
                          King Eduard VII.
                          his son is
                          King Georg V.
                          his son is
                          King Georg VI.
                          his daughter is
                          Queen Elisabeth II.

                          Heil mein fuhrer
                          ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                          Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                          • Meat-Head
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                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #14
                            Thanks. Great info, how do you know there name was changed from general vin mlinkerffern

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                            • Kalipo
                              DK Veteran
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1687

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Meat-Head
                              Thanks. Great info, how do you know there name was changed from general vin mlinkerffern
                              here

                              House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

                              Founded by Ernest Anton, the sixth duke of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld, it is the royal house of several European monarchies, and branches currently reign in Belgium through the descendants of Leopold I, and in the Commonwealth realms through the descendants of Prince Albert. Due to anti-German sentiment in the United Kingdom during World War I, George V of the United Kingdom changed the name of his branch from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to Windsor in 1917. The same happened in Belgium where it was changed to "van Belgi?" (Dutch) or "de Belgique" (French).
                              ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                              Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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