Revenge of the Bats?

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  • GastonJ
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    • Dec 2009
    • 5505

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    Revenge of the Bats?

    Rocker Ozzy Osbourne cannot convert part of his Buckinghamshire estate until he can protect the bats which live there, the council said.
    The Black Sabbath singer, who once claimed he bit the head off a live bat, applied to turn a barn on his Jordans' estate into a two-bedroom home.
    The council refused after "considerable evidence" of bats and owls were found there.


    BBC News - Ozzy Osbourne Buckinghamshire estate conversion foiled by bats

    It said measures had to be put in place to protect the animals.
    Like him wearing a gag every time he passes the barn? I reckon that the bats probably plotted to squat in his barn as revenge

    Though I doubt councils can say anything, more like a spokesperson from the council or the report stated, kin standards at he the BBC are dropping.
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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    Simple, I have the solution, keep burning used tyres for 3 months!!
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    • Meat-Head
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      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #3
      ?3000000000 for somebody to check for council

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      • ifred
        DK Veteran
        • Jun 2010
        • 1627

        #4
        Bet he's Piss*d that meat loaf wrote the song "bats out of hell" already!
        Question............. meat is the loaf any relation? does he have a DK avatar! or is it another ishit failure!
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        • GastonJ
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #5
          Mealoaf should do like Apple and copyright his name, make a fortune in the US suing companies that named their 'food' after him
          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
          No good deed goes unpunished....

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