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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

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    BRITAIN will roast in the hottest August EVER

    BRITAIN will roast in the hottest August EVER with temperatures set to hit an unbearable 100F within weeks.



    An "explosion" of unstable air high in the atmosphere has created an "unusually elongated? jet stream which is poised to drag SCORCHING highs in from the Continent and Africa sending thermometers soaring to dangerous levels around the UK.

    The entire country will swelter in the highest summer temperatures for more than 300 years, putting even The Great Heatwave of 1906 firmly in the shade.



    The Great Heatwave lasted a week and was the most intense of the 20th Century, with temperatures exceeding 32C (90F) in the UK for FOUR days running.

    The warning that Britain now faces an even WORSE blast comes just days after scientists revealed "highly unusual activity" on the surface of the sun which sent huge solar flares spiralling towards earth.

    Code:
    http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/493781/SHOCK-WEATHER-FORECAST-Hottest-August-in-300-YEARS-on-way-as-jet-stream-BOILS-Britain
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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    UK hottest August in 300 years temperature exceeding 100F I look forward to warm my self after last cold winters.
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    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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    • nara
      DK Veteran
      • May 2008
      • 2586

      #3
      Originally posted by super jumbe
      I look forward to warm my self after last cold winters.
      Last winter was one of the mildest on record SJ! Where were you?
      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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      • gmb45
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        • Nov 2008
        • 7538

        #4
        NO PISH, epic summer, beer n pt walks
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        • GastonJ
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          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #5
          Ah I'm sure it will be blamed on man made climate change, more funding be asked for, taxation go up because it's obviously us that are causing the climate change. You'll pay for having a nice summer for a change
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          • nara
            DK Veteran
            • May 2008
            • 2586

            #6
            Originally posted by GastonJ
            Ah I'm sure it will be blamed on man made climate change, more funding be asked for, taxation go up because it's obviously us that are causing the climate change. You'll pay for having a nice summer for a change
            Lol. You're just an old cynic aren't you? Lighten up and enjoy the weather.
            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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            • gmb45
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              • Nov 2008
              • 7538

              #7
              climate change we havnt had a decent summer fur a few years now was over due init, dont forget our weather is unpredictable.
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              • ifred
                DK Veteran
                • Jun 2010
                • 1627

                #8
                Why in this hottest August ever is it pissing down with rain outside Ifred HQ

                Ps I am collecting the rainwater in yoghurt cartons, so anyone roasting in this heat wave can apply for me to post them a relief carton of rain water to pour over their head.
                Last edited by ifred; 5 August, 2014, 11:45.
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                • Kalipo
                  DK Veteran
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1687

                  #9
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  BRITAIN will roast in the hottest August EVER with temperatures set to hit an unbearable 100F within weeks.



                  An "explosion" of unstable air high in the atmosphere has created an "unusually elongated? jet stream which is poised to drag SCORCHING highs in from the Continent and Africa sending thermometers soaring to dangerous levels around the UK.

                  The entire country will swelter in the highest summer temperatures for more than 300 years, putting even The Great Heatwave of 1906 firmly in the shade.



                  The Great Heatwave lasted a week and was the most intense of the 20th Century, with temperatures exceeding 32C (90F) in the UK for FOUR days running.

                  The warning that Britain now faces an even WORSE blast comes just days after scientists revealed "highly unusual activity" on the surface of the sun which sent huge solar flares spiralling towards earth.

                  Code:
                  http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/493781/SHOCK-WEATHER-FORECAST-Hottest-August-in-300-YEARS-on-way-as-jet-stream-BOILS-Britain
                  This is a stolen article from the daily express.. who are running 2 stories side by side..

                  Weather latest: Tropical storm Bertha to batter UK next week with heavy rain and gales | Nature | News | Daily Express


                  Originally posted by GastonJ
                  Ah I'm sure it will be blamed on man made climate change, more funding be asked for, taxation go up because it's obviously us that are causing the climate change. You'll pay for having a nice summer for a change
                  Oh, am i seeing right here?? GastonJ condeming something that the EU force upon its member states..

                  You just cant write it can you
                  ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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                  • super jumbe
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                    • Dec 2008
                    • 11610

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nara
                    Last winter was one of the mildest on record SJ! Where were you?
                    You should able to see the deference between last cold winter and last cold winters.
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                    • nara
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2008
                      • 2586

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ifred
                      Why in this hottest August ever is it pissing down with rain outside Ifred HQ
                      Warm rain?
                      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                      • gopher7
                        DK Veteran
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 2818

                        #12
                        Warm rain = summer
                        Cold rain = autumn
                        Snow = winter

                        Simples....

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                        • GastonJ
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 5505

                          #13
                          Hey it's only the hottest in 300 years. That must mean it was hotter 301 years ago then *shrug* man made climate change back then as well?

                          Oh forgot, it means gas and electricity companies won't be able to make the same amount of money as well since they won't sell as much gas etc. Those prices will rise as a result as well

                          and and I just happen to have taken next week as annual leave so it better be hot and sunny
                          Last edited by GastonJ; 6 August, 2014, 17:49.
                          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                          No good deed goes unpunished....

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                          • Kalipo
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1687

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GastonJ
                            and and I just happen to have taken next week as annual leave so it better be hot and sunny
                            Yeah, about that.. I spoke to Janet from PayRoll.. Turns out Margaret and Cliff are also off next week and it looks like you wont be able to take next week off after all as there's an order coming in from manpleasure and you going to have to help tomasz..

                            Sorry!
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                            • M T Glass
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 733

                              #15
                              earth :: an animated map of global wind, weather, and ocean conditions

                              Maybe hot winds?
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