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  • Kalipo
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2008
    • 1687

    #1

    Breaking News - Digital Kaos website down

    BREAKING

    It has been confirmed that for most of the evening of the 20th of November 2014 that the Hotspot for nothingness Digital Kaos was down.

    It is not known what caused the outage but some reports are saying that a possible database error caused the problem.

    Some users vented their anger at their wives and some even opted to having family time for the first time in years!

    When the site eventually came back online, members of the chatbox simply posted "duf" and "404"

    Meathead of Meatheadshire said "I was eating my soup which had gone cold and decided i would visit my favorite site to post some shyte! When i couldn't get on i started to get hot sweats and shakes. I didn't know what to do with myself. Mrs Meathead got annoyed with me constantly stroking her hair in the hope it would come online! Hopefully its not an ishit failure i couldn't handle that!"

    Other members Including gmb who ended up having skid marks in his Y fronts and PremierD who himself had a missing persons alert by the police as he walked his dog for hours and hours to pass time where all ecstatic when the site came online!

    A website failed to comment..
    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

    Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    20 November haha I don't like Monday I was hyberniting.....
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

    Note:
    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #3
      Tell me about it, was unable to pay my ?1 a day towards my water bill as I log my payments on another thread.

      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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      • gmb45
        Admin Assistant
        • Nov 2008
        • 7538

        #4
        the official comment from digital-kaos.co.uk is

        support mountain resue

        support digital-kaos here


        forum rules

        no keygens or torrents to be posted no autodata discussions

        pish pt walkers


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        • jaws2
          DK Veteran
          • Oct 2012
          • 345

          #5
          didnt have a problem here in shimla...

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            If it’s breaking news some thing happened yesterday, what is called something happed now as we speak!! PISH
            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

            Note:
            All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #7
              Originally posted by jaws2
              didnt have a problem here in shimla...
              Think you meant to say you dudnt notice the problem as Internet is normally off

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • cactikid
                V.I.P. Member
                • Sep 2008
                • 12017

                #8
                sorry my time machine broke.


                "It has been confirmed that for most of the evening of the 20th of November 2014 that the Hotspot for nothingness Digital Kaos was down. " now we know who

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                • jaws2
                  DK Veteran
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 345

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Meat-Head
                  Think you meant to say you dudnt notice the problem as Internet is normally off
                  i did notice come ter think of it we had a blank page, and them like devil things with a hood on and like a spear in its hand showed very quickly and it went

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                  • Kalipo
                    DK Veteran
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1687

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cactikid
                    sorry my time machine broke.


                    "It has been confirmed that for most of the evening of the 20th of November 2014 that the Hotspot for nothingness Digital Kaos was down. " now we know who
                    Ha, there was me thinking i had to get the pressies in for next month..

                    Back to drawing board!
                    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                    Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                    • ifred
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1627

                      #11
                      Sorry guys .............did I miss some important happening!
                      That evening when I woke up all I could see was the underside of the coffee table looking a a label "Fking hung low shyte made in china"
                      I thought it was the alcohol that caused that, are you telling me my DK data line got pulled
                      1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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                      • M T Glass
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 733

                        #12
                        Was able to spend the DK down time holding the ladder for the missus while she fixed that roof tile.

                        Small mercies.
                        Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (member number 14300)

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