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  • GastonJ
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 5505

    #1

    How long before

    High winds and huge waves are affecting north-western parts of the UK as bad weather hits power supplies and travel.
    The "weather bomb" has brought hundreds of lightning strikes, temporarily cutting power across the Western Isles, affecting 17,000 homes.

    BBC News - 'Weather bomb' brings disruption to northern UK

    How long before:

    1) Dave blames the weather bomb on terrorists and passes a law that we need to have cctv in all our houses to keep safe
    2) Nigel tells us that the EU immigrants bought it with them and it's the EU's fault
    3) Gideon tells us that the reason 4 years of slashing spending, and increasing the deficit by 100%, is the fault of this weather bomb and not his failures

    Probably worth running a sweepstake.
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....

  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Gideon who?? Isn't that somebody off magic roundabout ?

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    • GastonJ
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 5505

      #3
      Originally posted by Meat-Head
      Gideon who?? Isn't that somebody off magic roundabout ?
      Originally named Gideon Oliver,he changed his name to George when he was 13. In an interview in July 2005, Osborne said: "It was my small act of rebellion. I never liked it. When I finally told my mother she said, 'Nor do I'. So I decided to be George after my grandfather, who was a war hero. Life was easier as a George; it was a straightforward name."
      I have many names for him, not one that begins with a "G", most of those I'd attribute to him begin with "t", "c", "f", "w" and "b"
      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
      No good deed goes unpunished....

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        How close are his eyes together? Less than the RELEVENT British standard we need referendum

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        • nara
          DK Veteran
          • May 2008
          • 2586

          #5
          Originally posted by GastonJ
          I have many names for him, not one that begins with a "G", most of those I'd attribute to him begin with "t", "c", "f", "w" and "b"
          I usually use the "f" and the "c" together.
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            You can say that again, very windy and cold hear I am staying in bed tomorrow...
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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505

              #7
              Originally posted by super jumbe
              You can say that again, very windy and cold hear I am staying in bed tomorrow...
              Sleeping with the "flipping conservative" as suggested by nara?
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
              No good deed goes unpunished....

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              • super jumbe
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 11610

                #8
                I have always voted for con in the past not any more, never vote for parties which engage in spending our tax money on wars!!!!
                Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                Note:
                All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                • GastonJ
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 5505

                  #9
                  Originally posted by super jumbe
                  I have always voted for con in the past not any more, never vote for parties which engage in spending our tax money on wars!!!!
                  That's the liberals, the conservatives and labour out then, since all have done so at one time. You'd not want to vote for a bunch of moronic sh*t spewing sycophants, so that's UKIP gone. Monster Raving Loony Party for you next year then?
                  My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                  Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                  No good deed goes unpunished....

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                  • super jumbe
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 11610

                    #10
                    UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP m8....
                    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                    Note:
                    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                    • nara
                      DK Veteran
                      • May 2008
                      • 2586

                      #11
                      Originally posted by super jumbe
                      UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP-UKIP m8....
                      Yep, good fit for SJ.
                      He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #12
                        Ukip dk profile blAnk

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                        • GastonJ
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 5505

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Meat-Head
                          Ukip dk profile blAnk
                          Just like their policies and the way they like the minds of their voters
                          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                          No good deed goes unpunished....

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                          • ifred
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1627

                            #14
                            Meaty gets my vote? Meaty's..... policy ishit(fail) best one of the lot
                            And plenty of wind courtesy of the local curry house
                            1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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                            • Kalipo
                              DK Veteran
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1687

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GastonJ
                              That's the liberals, the conservatives and labour out then, since all have done so at one time. You'd not want to vote for a bunch of moronic sh*t spewing sycophants, so that's UKIP gone. Monster Raving Loony Party for you next year then?
                              Who will you be voting then?? Its only fair to answer this question.. Greens??
                              ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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