The World Is Going To End In September (Apparently)

[super jumbe]

NASA says there is no such comet heading towards Earth (Rex Features)

You might want to put those plans for a last-minute autumn holiday on hold as the world is apparently going to end in September.

Conspiracy theorists reckon that civilisation will cease to exist by the time September ends because a giant comet is about to smash straight onto Earth.

The exact date is not set in stone but impact is predicted any time between 22 September and 28 - giving you just three months to get through your bucket lists.

It may not be the best news to hear on a Monday but biblical theorists have been predicting the end of the world for some time on various websites, with many believing it will result in the Rapture.

They also claim that politicians already know of the existence of a world-ending comment - but are choosing not to tell the general public in case of a mass panic.

But if you?re getting ready to pack a suitcase for Mars, space agency NASA may be able to calm your fears.

A spokesperson said: "NASA knows of no asteroid or comet currently on a collision course with Earth, so the probability of a major collision is quite small.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/the-world-is-going-to-end-in-september--apparently-082010971.html#xZTkHu9

[M T Glass]

SJ, when I read the header I ran out and took in the washing. But after reading the NASA bit, now I have to go and put the damn lot back out again. Drat and double drat.

[super jumbe]

Sooner or later it?s going to happen, I have already started digging anti proof comet; I do not like to wait for the last minute?..

[M T Glass]

Well, apparently it has happened before. So, whether it be a comet, an asteroid or, forbid, a giant haemeroid, we are just sitting ducks in the biggest bowling alley ever.
And Bruce Willis is getting on in years,

[ontherack]

[QUOTE Bruce Willis is getting on in years,[/QUOTE]

PHEW!!! Lucky we've got Bruce Forsyth as backup.....

[GastonJ]

Again, I've lost count how many times it's ended up to now. Luckily the dolphins haven't left the planet yet so at least we know it's not really going to end......

[Meat-Head]

Seem to get de ja vous in this thread, Wasnt the world server meant to end couple years ago

[ifred]

That's it then. I'm not cutting my lawn its to much hard work if its all toast later on.
I'm going to buy a McLaren P1 tomorrow start paying off in September
Booking the McLaren in for a Meatshop service in October

[nara]

Again, I've lost count how many times it's ended up to now. Luckily the dolphins haven't left the planet yet so at least we know it's not really going to end......

That's reassuring!

However, while I don't mind the usual "end of the world" pish predictions, I do mind lazy journalism. Biblical "Rapture" theorists and conspiracy theorists are totally different animals. I'd be offended by that crap article if I was a conspiracy theorist.

[GastonJ]

If the world were going to end then the space station would be much larger and be hosting the bilderberg annual meeting for all attending and their families. If the venue changes then you can believe the world is ending

[ronyx]

We're all going to die anyway, might as well go out gloriously with a "death by asteroid".

[GastonJ]

Be one hell of a multplayer version