Stone 'Tank Tracks' Were Made By Vehicles 14 Million Years Ago, Geologist Claims

[super jumbe]

An ancient civilisation drove huge tanks around on Earth long before the rise of homo sapiens - and we can still see the tracks today, according to a Russian academic.

The controversial claim comes from geologist Dr Alexander Koltypin - who believes that twin grooves found in the Phrygian valley of central Turkey are a ?smoking gun? proving the existence of a lost civilisation.

Koltypin says, 'As a geologist, I can certainly tell you that unknown antediluvian all-terrain vehicles drove around Central Turkey some 12-to-14 million years ago.'

Koltypin believes that the markings were left by another, non-human race - and claims that other archaeologists won?t investigate because it will 'ruin all their classic theories'.

'We can suppose that ancient vehicles on wheels were drove on soft soil, maybe a wet surface.?

'Because of their weight the ruts were so deep. And later these ruts - and all the surface around - just petrified and secured all the evidence.

'All these rocky fields were covered with the ruts left some millions of years ago....we are not talking about human beings. We are dealing with some kind of cars or all-terrain vehicles'

[super jumbe]

Tabloids should have known thousands of years there was civilisation the bible and quran was written it?s all in the history book, when our profits Muhammad, Jesus, Abraham, Moses told us.

12-to-14 million years ago there was another civilisation which was wiped out by massive asteroids for a billion years longer than we thought, with the impacts only stopping about 3 billion years ago.

If that is true, early life had to endure a bombardment that periodically melted Earth?s surface, were did the tank came from is a mystery...

[Meat-Head]

Doubt it, the then goverment would have taxed it, and the fuzz been issuing speeding invoices

[nara]

The controversial claim comes from geologist Dr Alexander Koltypin - who believes that twin grooves found in the Phrygian valley of central Turkey are a ?smoking gun? proving the existence of a lost civilisation.

Definitely smoking something, but I doubt if it's a gun.

[GastonJ]

OK, it was me. I took my car back in time with my time machine, that I keep hidden. I have retrospectively won ever lottery and euro millions since they began. Sorry about the confusion

[ontherack]

Suspected it was you but couldn't say anything due to lack of evidence. I did look for said time machine, damit where did you keep it hidden????????

[ifred]

My theory is they were made by meaty's dad.
In very ancient time meaty was a test tube baby that got left in the freezer, only thawed out Posts 23,754 ago!
MY theory explains also why we can barely understand him, different culture, different civilisation different time!
BEAT my theory if you can

[nara]

My theory is they were made by meaty's dad.
In very ancient time meaty was a test tube baby that got left in the freezer, only thawed out Posts 23,754 ago!
MY theory explains also why we can barely understand him, different culture, different civilisation different time!
BEAT my theory if you can

Nothing new there. I've always taken it for granted that meaty was an alien.

[ifred]

Actually it might mean were all alien and he's the landlord

[nara]

Actually it might mean were all alien and he's the landlord

I've just come out in a cold sweat.

[GastonJ]

My theory is they were made by meaty's dad.
In very ancient time meaty was a test tube baby that got left in the freezer, only thawed out Posts 23,754 ago!

That would explain the frequent "brain freezes" that Meaty has

[jcgrumbles]

were the tracks a bit deeper on one side where the car fell over due to the weight of the rack of brontosaurus meat on the top.....