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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #1

    Cock-a-hoop



    Single Mo said: ?When you want a bit of action you press the ?on? button. When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising.?

    Mo, of Edinburgh, added: ?It?s difficult to sleep as it gets in the way.?
    He lost his penis at six when he was dragged 600ft under a car in Huddersfield. He had 100 operations.



    Surgeons started crafting a proper replacement three years ago with a skin graft taken from his arm.
    Two years ago Mo wed without telling his wife, who left him last year.



    The security guard ? who has now had his final op at University College London ? said: ?I would tell a future partner. Some ladies might want to try it out.?

    Code:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6601437/Cock-a-hoop-43-year-old-virgin-gets-a-robotic-manhood.html
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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  • super jumbe
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 11610

    #2
    Ginipig let us know next few years!!! Doctors have told me to keep practising.?
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

    Note:
    All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #3
      WTF. Why bother not had use for that many years, spend money repairing somebody else.

      whos fault was the orginal RTA?!?!

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      • ifred
        DK Veteran
        • Jun 2010
        • 1627

        #4
        Agree he's after last years technology!
        Should be looking for the occulus virtual solution. no problem with headache there just make sure your your batteries are charged and all loose objects in room are safely store.
        "to go where no man (Member) has gone before"
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