The 10 laws we most want to see introduced in 2016

[super jumbe]

Ban on being drunk in a pub, carrying a plank along a pavement or flying kites in the street.

There are plenty of weird British laws that we suspect may not always be strictly enforced (not thatwe?ve ever seen anyone inebriated in a pub, of course).

But what about laws that ought to exist, but don?t?

It turns out what the majority of us are most clamouring for is a law that will force our fellow commuters to stop bugging us, according to Dogs Trust. The charity surveyed 2,000 Britons to find the laws people most want to see introduced in 2016.

But employers, watch out: The four-day working week also makes the top ten, listed below:

1. Ban on playing loud music on public transport

2. Fireworks banned (except on 5 November, because if you cannot have fireworks on Bonfire Night what is the point)

3. Ban on putting feet on the seat of the Tube.

4. 60 day retail returns policy for unwanted items

5. Ban hotel check outs earlier than 12pm

6. Absolutely no Christmas songs to be played in public before 1 December

7. ...and while we?re at it, no Christmas adverts displayed before then, either.

8. Compulsory child-free areas in restaurants, hotels and bars

9. Four-day working week

10. Responsibly social media management to be taught as part of the national curriculum

http://www.cityam.com/231511/music-ban-on-the-tube-child-free-restaurants-and-four-day-working-week-the-10-laws-we-most-want-to-see-introduced-in-2016?ref=yfp

[Meat-Head]

Eh, just replell the laws of gravity and sods law.

that new one last week, 5 years in clink for telling your burd what to wear or something?

stuff that, *HOT* bird from parts looks awesome in her black clothes, stay in them

[GastonJ]

Instead the government will go on making unenforceable laws such as middle lane hogging and the like.

[super jumbe]

Four-day working week

[Meat-Head]

Number 8 would be

JoK

Well after my unwanted weird friend turned up at your work a few weeks ago,
was expecting you to have

8A No unwanted weird friends are. Alloud to subcontract in any factorys

[rds60h]

Four-day working week

Don't laugh, it will only be for "real" working people, politicians, higher management, CEOs and highly paid Bankers will be exempt. The 4 day week will consist of 18 hour days on a staggered shift system to ensure 24/7 coverage of the Service Industries so that those exempt will be able to enjoy spending their leisure time and money at a time that suits them and the increased job numbers required to cover this 24/7 service will mean that no one will be able to claim "Unemployment Benefit" and all 4 Day a week workers will be paid the same "just sustainable living wage".

[GastonJ]

The numebr 1 law should make it illegal to be the tw@ with the guitar in the photo. Second should be that all politicians should serve 5 years in prison, without parole, each time they are elected. At least that way we'll know that the worst criminals are safely locked away.

[Wolfpack]

How about Pension reform, Welfare reform and immigration reform. These laws i would like to see.