This could be the Pub for us !!

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

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    This could be the Pub for us !!

    Pub Looking to Get Rid of 'Generous Ghost' Which Tops Up Patrons' Drinks

    UK: The owner of the Apsley House pub in Hampshire is seeking to be rid of a ghost nicknamed 'Reedy' that apparently keeps topping up the drinks of patrons when they turn their back. When patrons aren't looking extra beer appears in their glasses.
    Landlady Janice McCormack claims that her stocktakes are out so the extra beer must come from her taps. If the ghost won't agree to stop 'costing her a fortune' she plans to have him exorcised.
    "I will certainly miss old Reedy because he keeps me topped up. If you drink in the Apsley you were always guaranteed a hangover - and would always have money left in your pocket for a kebab on the way home," said 27-year-old regular John Sanders.


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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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    CAPITAL !!
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    BRING IT BACK...............
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  • manxspud
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1768

    #2
    Thats the best excuse i'v heard in a while... will have to remember that 1.

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