Here?s Why Some Christians Are Convinced The World Is Going To End in 2016

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Here?s Why Some Christians Are Convinced The World Is Going To End in 2016



    If you believe everything you read on the internet, the remainder of this year is going to make the recent apocalypse in British politics look positively calm and restrained.

    The Antichrist is about to reveal himself, Earth?s magnetic poles are about to flip, an asteroid is about to smash into our planet - oh, and Jesus is coming back.

    Lots of Christian conspiracy theorists are absolutely convinced that we are nearing the end of history - and that the apocalypse foretold in Revelations is about to happen.

    Basically, if you?re not a devout Christian, there seems to be little chance you?ll be toasting the arrival of New Year 2017.

    In fact, some are so convinced that they?ve named dates - with one bunch convinced that cities around the world are going to collapse in a devastating apocalypse on July 29.

    End Times Prophecies says - in that computer voice favoured by all good YouTube conspiracy fans, ?This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast we?ll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake.

    ?On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal.

    ?The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up.
    ?The global earthquake will be so bad that every hill and mountain will crumble.



    Horn says, ?How ironic it is that while we see what?s happening with ISIS and their apocalyptic vision and what?s happening in the Middle East.

    ?And look at all these other prophecies, like the burden of Damascus, and all these other things that could unfold as a result of these conflicts, isn?t it interesting that you also have people of other faith, including the Jews, who believe the Messiah is about to appear??

    Some of Horn?s predictions involve the Vatican summoning an alien Messiah - and other, equally bizarre ideas.

    The Antichrist is about to reveal himself, Earth’s magnetic poles are about to flip, an asteroid is about to smash into our planet - oh, and Jesus is coming back. Basically, if you’re not a devout Ch...
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  • ifred
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    • Jun 2010
    • 1627

    #2
    Here we go again we've been raptured had haemorrhoid yet we are still here
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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #3
      This prediction is about as accurate as the weather forecasts in the tabloid.
      You can see the start of right now, there are wars and uprisings everywhere, it’s coming, and it will end in a nuclear atom bomb.
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      Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

      Note:
      All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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      • Meat-Head
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        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        ON TOPIC:-

        rumor states some bloke in the year 15?? Tweeted 3 things & came true, not sure wjo oe what

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        • DOUGALMCD
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          • May 2011
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          #5
          Live and love each day and enjoy it for what it is good or bad and never worry about what someone else thinks or says.

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          • Meat-Head
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            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Originally posted by DOUGALMCD
            Live and love each day and enjoy it for what it is good or bad and never worry about what someone else thinks or says.

            Example enclosed



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            • rds60h
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2008
              • 622

              #7
              Tomorrow is always Armageddon for someone, and it isn't that great for those they leave behind. So just live your life and hope that you have led a good enough life that someone left behind has a good word to say about you.

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              • nara
                DK Veteran
                • May 2008
                • 2586

                #8
                Originally posted by super jumbe
                If you believe everything you read on the internet.


                Don't we all?
                He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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                • Meat-Head
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                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nara
                  Don't we all?
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                  • jakesman
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                    • Oct 2013
                    • 646

                    #10
                    aaaaawwww dam again y2k millenium year 2000 What ever !!!! the past 2016 years have the end of the world been predicted.........and ????
                    maybe end to china coocked tools ?
                    BTW nice pics
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                    • Wolfpack
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1530

                      #11
                      While very crazy for trying to predict the end of the world. I seen Nostradamus predicted the great Persian King will rise up and destroy the world. Can this happen?

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                      • GastonJ
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                        • Dec 2009
                        • 5505

                        #12
                        Got some bad news for you all, the world ended 52 years ago, and you never noticed. May as well just send me all your money now, since it's not really got any value since the world ended *shrug*
                        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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                        • Meat-Head
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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #13
                          You got a link to that thread gastion?

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                          • super jumbe
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                            • Dec 2008
                            • 11610

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GastonJ
                            Got some bad news for you all, the world ended 52 years ago, and you never noticed. May as well just send me all your money now, since it's not really got any value since the world ended *shrug*
                            We all the living dead!!!
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                            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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                            All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                            • ifred
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 1627

                              #15
                              So I'm just a hologram in some AI computer now then!
                              Can you hack my program for a better performance curve Meaty? I'd ask Gaston but he'd probably turn me into a
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