Trader Electrifying the Front of His Shop to Stop Drunks Peeing on it

[bvilleuk]

Ireland: After years of cleaning up pee and piles of excrement in front of his shop trader John O?Connor has put electric wires out front with the aim of giving any drunk who tries to relieve themself a truly shocking experience.

In addition to the wires O?Connor has installed a CCTV system and a variety of other security measures. His music shop is vulnerable to drunken revelers in that it is in a secluded lane off the main street.

"I?ve been doing this for years. I?ve tolerated it but you come to a certain stage that when you?re greeted with this you just say enough is enough. There has to be consequences as to what you do," said O?Connor.

[forntida]

He should have installed speakers playing continuous Daniel O'Donnel cd's
That would have chased the them away.

[chroma]

When i was young and i had no sense.
I took a whizz on an electric fence.
it hurt so much, it tazed my balls and i took a dump in my overalls

Round here theyve closed all the public tolets and replaced them with a single pay station.

whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be shot.
i dont know anyone whom when pished will willinly queue to pay for a piss when a sidestreet is cheaper and faster.

[Raven]

When i was young and i had no sense.
I took a whizz on an electric fence.
it hurt so much, it tazed my balls and i took a dump in my overalls

Round here theyve closed all the public tolets and replaced them with a single pay station.

whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be shot.
i dont know anyone whom when pished will willinly queue to pay for a piss when a sidestreet is cheaper and faster.

Disgusting, but point well made!

[davieboy.rfc]

iv a shop & im sick & tired of people lettin their dogs piss on my door front if i could get away with electrifing my shop surrounds i would so good on him i hope they all hav singed balls haha..lmao

[bvilleuk]

He should have installed speakers playing continuous Daniel O'Donnel cd's
That would have chased the them away.

On reflection, I think a possible fate worse than Death would be to tune the sound system into the 24 Hour Des O'Connor Radio Station [The only Radio Station with more Djs than Listeners] where they continually play Des's Latest unbreakable Cd titled "Des O'Connor's Greatest Hits Volume 37".................

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Hey! Where's BvilleUK ???

I guess the loneliness must have got to him since he joined the Des O'Connor Fan Club..............
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