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  • ifred
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2010
    • 1627

    #1

    UK to be evacuated!!!!

    Looks like the whole UK may be evacuated due to bad air


    Homeowners in Cornwall could be EVACUATED due to EU pollution laws allowing councils to take their home



    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...tion-laws.html

    If cornwall is bad London
    The logical conclusion is we're all going to relocated to Scotland by order of their lovely EU rules
    You can only blame the likes of Scottish born George Brown for his Clean diesel car tax initiative
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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Darn, cant find the photo, real life newspaper cutting

    "fire alarm in sinapore, everybody piles out, CEO stands up, as does the real slim shady
    and announces, job cuts, try your door key to get back in the building, if no
    access, you have no job"

    Great idea, can we do it with the polish & latvains that speak no ingland & dont want to pay anything

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    • ifred
      DK Veteran
      • Jun 2010
      • 1627

      #3
      Have you got a Scottash Englisg phrase book I can pirate meat
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      • ifred
        DK Veteran
        • Jun 2010
        • 1627

        #4
        Looks like there might be another motive here?

        Revealed - the areas of Cornwall which could be mined for ?70bn energy metal




        Anyone want an electric car Has Trump convinced Tesla to open a factory in Cornwall
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        • GastonJ
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #5
          Excuse for a new tax on diesel car drivers, doesn't matter about buses and lorries obviously. THe fact that if you are daft enough to have your air vents on when travelling behind a bus you end up choking on the fumes has nothing to do with it. Must be car diesel drivers in cities since most diesel car drivers buy a diesel because of the distances they travel, e.g. not local journeys to the shops has nothing to do with it.
          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
          No good deed goes unpunished....

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Hang on, needs to be some kind of "reward scheme"

            those that cycle 10 miles a day to/from work 5 days a week, then another 8 at weekends
            should be let off any charges

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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505

              #7
              No, they should be pay more for attempting to be proclaim themselves 'green' when in reality the self righteous a$$holes who are incapable of passing a driving test, or understanding the highway code.

              My trip to work is 106 miles each way, there is no bus service, there is no train service, if I cycle I could start out at 8am I'd get there just in time to cycle back home again. Public transport in this country is kin joke and no-one will ever give up their cars until it improves and money grabbing companies don't try squeeze blood out of commuters every time they want more profit.
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
              No good deed goes unpunished....

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              • ifred
                DK Veteran
                • Jun 2010
                • 1627

                #8
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                Hang on, needs to be some kind of "reward scheme"

                those that cycle 10 miles a day to/from work 5 days a week, then another 8 at weekends
                should be let off any charges
                No Meaty because of the high dangerous fume risk no motorist should be allowed within 3 million metres of you on your bike also the fact your'll try to Em spike their ECU to reprog
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                • super jumbe
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 11610

                  #9
                  Ah well if you need lots of fresh AIR say no more Falkland Island only problem no connection to dk…..
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                  • ifred
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1627

                    #10
                    Originally posted by super jumbe
                    Ah well if you need lots of fresh AIR say no more Falkland Island only problem no connection to dk…..
                    Yes but you could pick up a penguin or two!?
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