Baby No20 will be our last? we?ve run out of names, says UK?s biggest family

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  • super jumbe
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    • Dec 2008
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    Baby No20 will be our last? we?ve run out of names, says UK?s biggest family



    Meet the Radfords: with 19 kids and one more on the way, they?re Britain?s biggest family

    Welcome to the home of Britain?s biggest family, where normal life is multiplied by ten.

    And it?s about to get even bigger.

    Sue Radford is expecting her 20th baby, a boy due in September ? but this one could really be the last.

    Sue, 42, said: ?We are sure that?s it now.



    They married when Sue was 17 and the kids have kept coming ever since ? even after Noel underwent a vasectomy during the ninth pregnancy.



    The Radfords live in a ten-bedroom house in Morecambe ? with only one bath

    Names can cause confusion in such a large family, particularly during frantic moments.



    The family get around in a 15-seater mini van plus a family car
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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  • super jumbe
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    #2
    The government gives child benefit for 2 children only, how do they manage with only one toilet in the house!!!
    She must vote for Labour this election.....
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    • Meat-Head
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      #3
      Brat benefit should only be given to max of two brats, as it unfair on those who dont want them.

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      • gmb45
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        • Nov 2008
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        #4
        hmm they not said if they on benefits, but would imagine so as what job would pay enough to keep that lot.
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        • ifred
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          • Jun 2010
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          #5
          Three things come to mind 1.) need to send them some gap filler? 2.) gelding ring 3.) Export them to poland it must be pretty empty now?
          Bonus point they need to change that lounge wallpaper its gross
          Last edited by ifred; 22 May, 2017, 08:58.
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          • GastonJ
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            #6
            Originally posted by gmb45
            hmm they not said if they on benefits, but would imagine so as what job would pay enough to keep that lot.
            That would be where you are wrong. That's probably why the source of the information isn't the Daily Mail or Daily Express comics.

            The Radford family owns and operates Radford's Pie Company; a bakery in Heysham, established in 1999. So those that were about to jump on the benefit claiming bandwagon, and already had need to jump off the bandwagon and send it back to Tessie.
            My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
            Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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            • Meat-Head
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              #7
              Originally posted by ifred
              ) Export them to poland it must be pretty empty now?
              Yes, then hover over the polish bloke fixing their car that doesnt speak inglish
              talking in inglish while jingling change in their pockets

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              • GastonJ
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                #8
                Y'know I'm looking forward to leaving the EU for one reason only, so that all those claiming benefits because "an immigrant took my job" can get the f**k off their rear ends and get a job. The benefits payment bill should drop by 100% within a few months with 100% employment because the steatopygic aholes will have no excuse.
                My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                No good deed goes unpunished....

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                • ifred
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                  • Jun 2010
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GastonJ
                  Y'know I'm looking forward to leaving the EU for one reason only, so that all those claiming benefits because "an immigrant took my job" can get the f**k off their rear ends and get a job. The benefits payment bill should drop by 100% within a few months with 100% employment because the steatopygic aholes will have no excuse.
                  Full employment with no unemployed .......That'll be a first!
                  Bet Disability claims will go up by same amount?
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                  • GastonJ
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                    #10
                    Only among the steatopygic population. I'm guessing that the next excuse will be "I'm depressed because I miss my Polish mates who I used to get cheap beer and cigs off, so I can't work". And now a quote form the nice Welsh Nasty Con party candidate Alun Cairns - "Getting a job is absolutely the best way out of poverty" , just in case anyone missed it. No sh*t, he should run for government with that sort of talk. He also supports fox hunting, obviously a very important policy at a time when the country is broke and the Tories have nothing better to do, 'cos they're ok.
                    Last edited by GastonJ; 24 May, 2017, 11:03.
                    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                    No good deed goes unpunished....

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                    • Meat-Head
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                      • Oct 2009
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                      #11
                      ON TOPIC

                      YES ifed your right, poland is empty, just start using polish names for no21

                      eg lukasz tomaz jennacz alicecz etc etc

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                      • super jumbe
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                        #12
                        Suppose another mistake and child 21 comes will that be the last….
                        Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                        Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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                        • GastonJ
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                          #13
                          I think by now they'll have found out what condoms or corks are for. Mind you, they won't have to worry about getting help around the home as they get older, grow your own babysitters, dishwasher, cooks and home helps.
                          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                          No good deed goes unpunished....

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                          • WD40
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                            • Nov 2015
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                            #14
                            Seen women with 11 childs this was surprise for me this could be world record.

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                            • ifred
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                              • Jun 2010
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by GastonJ
                              I think by now they'll have found out what condoms or corks are for. Mind you, they won't have to worry about getting help around the home as they get older, grow your own babysitters, dishwasher, cooks and home helps.
                              Yes but think of the smart phone and internet bills and the bribe of a new car to get them to do the babysitting, dishwashing done for a week
                              as for cooking bet they can only manage to order pizza or burgers
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