Mysterious planet called Nibiru smashes into Earth

[Meat-Head]

On the rack of Meaty's stolen cycle al

No just checked, empty chocolate wrapper from way home last night, does have 25KG load limit
but one of the bolts dropped out, so its held on my cable ties for now

[Meat-Head]

Nothing mentioned on meat fm or fab fm

its going to have to rebook

[GastonJ]

OK it was a no show, everyone will now have to find the money to pay back all the loans they never expected to and there'll probably be a rush on purchases of the morning after pill I dare say

[ifred]

Another weather forecast fail they predicted a heatwave instead we got a damp squid

[GastonJ]

Can you fry the squid and provide the world with Kalamari for free for the rest of their lives? Even one piece will last a long time, since I'd rather die that eat it.

[ifred]

Can you fry the squid and provide the world with Kalamari for free for the rest of their lives? Even one piece will last a long time, since I'd rather die that eat it.

Sorry Gas you didn't get toasted yesterday ...so you hate squid not want eight squid then

Its upto chump and tim nearly gone to give you rapture

[nara]

I'd rather die that eat it.

Mmmm, I love Calimari. Not keen on damp bangers though.

[Meat-Head]

Tickets have expired, will have to get new ones

[super jumbe]

Tickets have expired, will have to get new ones

The end of the world is coming (again), this time it’s on October 15 not expired yet....



Conspiracy theorist David Meade (who also predicted that the world would end on September 23) says this date will be the start of a ‘seven year tribulation’, which will bring mankind to an end.

He predicts seven years of earthquakes, hurricanes and tsunamis will devastate the planet.One again Meade believes this seven years of damnation will be triggered by the mysterious Planet X, or Nibiru – a hidden planet that will move past Earth, starting the chaos.

His previous prediction didn’t come to fruition, but maybe Meade has finally got his maths correct and we will actua..

[GastonJ]

He predicts seven years of earthquakes, hurricanes and tsunamis

We already have them, couldn't he have picked something that we didn't already have? 7 years of having a summer perhaps whereby everyone leaves the UK because they have no rain to make smalltalk about while waiting for 3 buses to arrive at the same time, or the Daily Express goes bust because of it's predictability to not forecast the weather correctly? Maybe the Daily Mail will blame the EU for it and The Sun can say that it was due to their campaigning that we got the nice weather and other papers could say that it was due to leaving the EU and was predicted by Boris along with his £350 million a week from the EU (The only way this government would spend £350 million more a week on the NHS would be to pass it onto private companies that they or their families are directors or have shares in, but that's beside the point)

Anyway doom forecasters you need to predict something new that doesn't happen every day (maybe employ Boris or Gove to help you with those lies) that's all I'm saying.

[ifred]

Anyway doom forecasters you need to predict something new that doesn't happen every day (maybe employ Boris or Gove to help you with those lies) that's all I'm saying.

How about predicting when Meaty will produce an intelligent understandable post- that will be news!!

ON Topic: Any second-hand Skylab safety helmets on ebay? The ones that guarantee to pay you 1 million dollars if skylab hit you on re-entry. It landed on Aussieland only it missed croc dundee

[GastonJ]

How about predicting when Meaty will produce an intelligent understandable post- that will be news!!

30th February

[Jokerz]

Its funny to read this @ 11. october

[GastonJ]

Well 15th has arrived and I see no planet, other than the one I'm stood on. Are you sure it wasn't swept up by a tornado when it tried to park itself at B&Q?

[nara]

30th February

30th February 2027?