The immigration and asylum policy needs a long hard look at.
Thankfully ive got too much time on my hands at the moment and have became a veritable thinktank of good ideas.
Take all these globespan planes that are now laying around to rust, this is a complete waste when theres so much cool things we could be doing to put them to real use.
Get them into the hangar and take a gas axe to them, hack out all the seats, rip out absoloutly everything, gut them entirely till its just a bare shell.
Seal up the cockpit with some plating so the only way in or out is via the outside of the plane purely for maintainance)
Whack in some radio control gear and some cameras to allow an operator to pilot the thing remotely in perfect safety...
Now along each of the walls add teeth at window height, add a nice smoothe floor with plenty of space for fuel tanks underneath. Benches at seating hight allong both walls and at the rear of the fuselage hack a bay door that can be opened at will.
Where the cockpit door used to be install a nice shiny smoothe armoured wall with wheels top and bottom behind it with motors attached to gearing that strangely enough lines up with the teeth in the walls. No way is anyone getting past that, its just a completely smoothe face that sits flush on the smoothe flooring and benches.
You've now got a wall that runs the length of the plane upon command.
Next fit a running wire from one end of the roof to the other to allow the chutes to clip.
Youve got your deployment system built, total cost? About ?5k per plane fitted, a complete bargain as you'll see.
Take any immigrants and asylum seekers whove broken our laws and fill the damned planes with them, luggage? pfft theyre lucky we issued them chutes, fly them over their native countries with their oppressive regiems that caused them to flee in the first place. Open the bay doors and activate the mechanical wall forcing everyone out into the friendly skies.
Let their own opressive nations deal with the problem.
Domestic prisoners will suffer a different fate, load up the planes with every rapist, pedo and murderer you can find, fit them into nice shiny high visibility jumpsuits, issue them with weaponry (from what ever armistice the cops are running this week, be it air rifles, knives, spud guns, water pistols. hey it brings luck into the situation) and a field ration kit (purely to shut up the leftie human rights crowd) and a chute.
Fly over a nice warzone (hence the remote flying capability) i hear halmand is nice this time of year. Then deploy our headcases into the not so friendly bullet ridden skies to hover gently down into a hotzone to fight their way back home.
Maybe some time abroad will fix everyones wagon.
The entire cost of fitting a plane and tooling up a load of passengers would be insignificant whencompared to the ammount of money wasted on "rehabilitating" a single prisoner by "conventional" means.
All the excess can go towards preventing all these cutbacks to education and medical services!
Thankfully ive got too much time on my hands at the moment and have became a veritable thinktank of good ideas.
Take all these globespan planes that are now laying around to rust, this is a complete waste when theres so much cool things we could be doing to put them to real use.
Get them into the hangar and take a gas axe to them, hack out all the seats, rip out absoloutly everything, gut them entirely till its just a bare shell.
Seal up the cockpit with some plating so the only way in or out is via the outside of the plane purely for maintainance)
Whack in some radio control gear and some cameras to allow an operator to pilot the thing remotely in perfect safety...
Now along each of the walls add teeth at window height, add a nice smoothe floor with plenty of space for fuel tanks underneath. Benches at seating hight allong both walls and at the rear of the fuselage hack a bay door that can be opened at will.
Where the cockpit door used to be install a nice shiny smoothe armoured wall with wheels top and bottom behind it with motors attached to gearing that strangely enough lines up with the teeth in the walls. No way is anyone getting past that, its just a completely smoothe face that sits flush on the smoothe flooring and benches.
You've now got a wall that runs the length of the plane upon command.
Next fit a running wire from one end of the roof to the other to allow the chutes to clip.
Youve got your deployment system built, total cost? About ?5k per plane fitted, a complete bargain as you'll see.
Take any immigrants and asylum seekers whove broken our laws and fill the damned planes with them, luggage? pfft theyre lucky we issued them chutes, fly them over their native countries with their oppressive regiems that caused them to flee in the first place. Open the bay doors and activate the mechanical wall forcing everyone out into the friendly skies.
Let their own opressive nations deal with the problem.
Domestic prisoners will suffer a different fate, load up the planes with every rapist, pedo and murderer you can find, fit them into nice shiny high visibility jumpsuits, issue them with weaponry (from what ever armistice the cops are running this week, be it air rifles, knives, spud guns, water pistols. hey it brings luck into the situation) and a field ration kit (purely to shut up the leftie human rights crowd) and a chute.
Fly over a nice warzone (hence the remote flying capability) i hear halmand is nice this time of year. Then deploy our headcases into the not so friendly bullet ridden skies to hover gently down into a hotzone to fight their way back home.
Maybe some time abroad will fix everyones wagon.
The entire cost of fitting a plane and tooling up a load of passengers would be insignificant whencompared to the ammount of money wasted on "rehabilitating" a single prisoner by "conventional" means.
All the excess can go towards preventing all these cutbacks to education and medical services!
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